October 2012

“Rentboy Headquarters is without power in NYC…”

“…Please be patient during this national emergency.” Rentboy tweets. As if this national tragedy couldn’t get any worse, it’s now day 3 without the New York-based escort service, thanks to Sandy. And it’s not just down in New York–the power outage has taken Rentboy’s servers down, meaning the site won’t load anywhere. How much money are the world’s hookers losing …

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All These Gay Porn Stars Already Celebrated Halloween So You Don’t Have TO

If you’re thinking about wearing a costume today, don’t bother. Yes, it’s technically Halloween, but everybody already celebrated it last weekend. Here’s Brent Corrgian, Chi Chi LaRue, Conner Habib, Andrew Stark, and a dozen more sexy gay porn stars in their sexy Halloween costumes.

Separated At Birth: Excuse Their Beauty

On the left: Sebastian Young after a 2004 arrest for reckless driving in Florida. On the right: Stephen “Excuse My Beauty” Yellowhair, the legendary chola tranny from this classic episode of COPS:

Who Plucked It Better?

On the left: Sebastian Young after a 2004 arrest for reckless driving. On the right: Topher DiMaggio in 2007 for Randy Blue.  

Dirty Dozen: Sebastian Young’s Mug Shots Through The Years! When Was He Hotter??

After bad boy Sebastian Young’s arrest this past weekend in Florida, the troubled yet dangerously sexy gay porn star has now racked up at least 10 arrests in the Sunshine State, for crimes including reckless driving, battery, aggravated battery, felony battery, false imprisonment, violation of parole, and more. And all of those arrests have, of course, resulted in an unheard …

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Introducing Sexy British Newcomer Sam Hudson

Sometimes the hottest guys come from half way around the world, and today I’m proud to introduce you to a new gay porn star from the across the pond, Sam Hudson!

Gay Porn Star Samuel O’Toole Makes Emotional Plea To Fans In Path Of Hurricane Sandy: “Please, Please, Please Don’t Take This Lightly”

In a newly released video diary, gay porn star Samuel O’Toole is reaching out to fans on the East Coast in the path of Hurricane Sandy. Millions of people are expected to be hit by what some meteorologists are calling the biggest storm ever to make landfall in the United States, and Samuel O’Toole, who is best known for having …

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Gay Porn Op-Ed: Leave Me Alone

Hey guys, Rocco Reed here. I’m a former straight porn star turned gay porn star who just bottomed on-screen for the first time. People hate it.

“My Name’s Jack, My Name’s Finn…”

“…and we’re twins!” Not sure whether to jerk off, cry, or draw hearts around their faces in my diary while watching this. In a word: asdfghjfirko4r5u98i0vt4e307u984rfji09ke43i-09dr3u98jidedf,hwoiehwoeal?FR?DERF [via]

A Champagne Toast To Angelo Marconi’s Ass

Normally I do not approve of wasting even one drop of alcohol, but in this case I’ll make an exception. Because if you’re gonna pour an entire bottle of champagne all over someone’s ass, you better be pouring it all over the best ass in gay porn, a.k.a. the award-winning ass of Angelo Marconi.

Guess The Gay Porn Star Baby Pictures!

Think you know your gay porn stars? Test your gay porn star knowledge by guessing what some of today’s biggest stars looked like when they were babies!

Gay Porn Tips: The Top 5 Ways To Hide A Bottom’s Limp Dick

Welcome to the first installment of The Sword’s new weekly(?) feature, “Gay Porn Tips,” where we give the studios, the stars, and the fans a series of helpful tips on a variety of gay porn topics. Today’s topic is for all those studios and directors out there who are having a hard time hiding a performer’s soft dick.

69ers: Jimmy Fanz And Donny Wright in Smoldering Hot

69 is usually the worst part of any gay porn because you can never tell what’s going on. The guys’ heads are always buried between each others’ thighs and you can’t see anything! Thankfully, this scene with Donny Wright and Jimmy Fanz does not do that, and it leaves nothing to the imagination.

Watch Bel Ami’s Chase Austin Tell His Emotional Coming Out Story. Then Watch Him Stroke His Cock.

The stupidest and most stomach-turning nickname of all time that—up until this very moment—I have refused to ever type when referring to a gay porn star is the dreaded, loathsome, and nauseating two-word term made popular by Rosie O’Donnell, “cutie patootie.” Just thinking about the words “cutie patootie” makes me want to blow myself up. Unfortunately, I have no choice …

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Oh No! Jon Hamm Shows Off White Powder Cocaine(?) Face And Giant Cock In Tight Pants (Again!)

While Jon Hamm’s penis bulge isn’t as pronounced as last time, it’s clear that Jon Hamm has a) an obvious aversion to wearing underwear and b) an enormously long and fat peen that looks like a 3rd leg! Last night when Jon Hamm arrived at the Paley Center in L.A., you could totally see Jon Hamm’s ridiculous penis snaking down …

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Bambi’s Greatest Hits

If they’re not going to give her her own membership site, this is the next best thing.

Nicco Sky Got His Asshole Molded

Fresh off his appearance on Reese Rideout’s Vh1 reality show, Nicco Sky paid a visit to the Fleshjack factory to get his mouth, cock, and asshole molded into sex toys.

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