3 Gayest Presidents Ever

A while back Maxim ran down the drunkest Presidents in U.S. history, so we figured we’d respond with a quick Top 3 Gayest Presidents.  The first two are totally obvi… that is if you know any of your gay history.  The last one was just an excuse to publish that picture.

illustration credit: Salon.com

1. James Buchanan – 1857-1861

Next to Dubya and Andrew Johnson, he’s known as our worst President, largely for doing nothing in the lead-up to the Civil War while the Southern states were seceding and the country was falling apart.  He was also the only President never to be married, and instead lived for a number of years with close friend, Alabama Senator William Rufus King.  The two were a well-known item around Washington, and Andrew Jackson is said to have called them “Miss Nancy and Aunt Fancy.”  Buchanan was once engaged to a potential beard, who soon freaked out and died before the wedding of an overdose of laudenum.  While President, he used an adopted niece as his “First Lady” at formal functions. Also, says Maxim, the old queen was a big drunk too.

 

2. Abraham Lincoln – 1861-1865

Particularly since the 2005 release of C.A. Tripp’s biography The Intimate World of Abraham Lincoln, there has been a lot of talk of old Gaybraham’s gayness.  Tripp points to several friendships in Lincoln’s young adulthood — particularly with Billy Greene and Joshua Speed, both of whom Lincoln lived with and shared beds and intimate letters with — and to his distant, troubled relationships with women as evidence — Mary Todd was a crazy, chilly bitch, in case you hadn’t heard. Way back in the 70s the Log Cabin Republicans named their organizations in Lincoln’s honor, naturally because they count him as one of their own.

 

3. George W. Bush – 2001-2008

If you’ve seen W, then maybe you’ve been discussing his Daddy issues.  And he was in a fraternity and used to do piles of blow, and who knows where that lead some nights.  But yes, really, this is just about the picture at right. Because we are adolescents.  Feel the McCain love, Jr.

 

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