A while back Maxim ran down the drunkest Presidents in U.S. history, so we figured we’d respond with a quick Top 3 Gayest Presidents. The first two are totally obvi… that is if you know any of your gay history. The last one was just an excuse to publish that picture.
illustration credit: Salon.com
1. James Buchanan – 1857-1861
2. Abraham Lincoln – 1861-1865
3. George W. Bush – 2001-2008
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Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.