In the issue, the venerable NYC party mag surveyed over 300 readers and came up with a few interesting figures that probably say more about New York gays who read and fill out surveys for HX than it says about the gay populace at large. In short, 40% of anonymous faggots surveyed consider themselves hung “large” — likely the same 7-inch crowd who calls themselves “Hung 8.5” in their ManHunt profiles — 72% prefer one-on-one sex to threesomes or group scenes, and 60% would be willing to whore themselves or pose nude to pay their rent (interestingly, only 21% would be willing to be strippers). Nearly 70% have economized by watching free amateur porn on Xtube instead of paying for the real thing, and in the greatest snoozeflash of all, 38% want their partners to have “athletic” bodies while only 25% consider themselves to have athletic bodies. Also, 32% of those surveyed were allegedly lubed up and ready for sex as they filled out the survey.
Below, a few of our favorite statistics. See all the results here.
How big is your package?
Below average — 2%
Average — 51%
Large — 40%
Huge — 5%
Unbelievable — 3%
How big do you like your partner’s package to be?
It doesn’t matter — 21%
Below average — 1%
Average — 30%
Large — 42%
Huge — 5%
Unbelievable — 1%
How big is too big?
Free IKEA pencil — 2%
Banana — 7%
Flashlight — 37%
One-liter bottle of soda — 39%
Traffic cone — 8%
Empire State Building — 8%
Which of the following would you do to economize sexually?
Abstain from sex — 6%
Use free NYC condoms — 42%
Switch to cheaper lube — 15%
Meet guys on the street in front of the West Side Club instead of going in — 8%
Watch Xtube instead of paying for porn — 67%
Rent out your sling to tourists — 5%
If you were broke, which of the following would you do to pay the rent?
Nude modeling — 29%
Become a stripper — 21%
Become a rent boy — 30%
Find a sugar daddy — 64%
Have you ever paid for sex?
yes — 21%
no — 80%
Have you ever been paid for sex?
yes — 31%
no — 70%
Have you ever worked in the sex industry?
As a bodyworker — 4%
As an escort — 8%
As a booth attendant — 1%
As a fluffer — 3%
As a porn star — 5%
In another sex-related job — 11%
Do you want to have sex right now?
Yes. I’m lubed up and ready! — 32%
No, all good here. — 28%
Undecided–whatever happens, happens. — 40%
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HX Sex Survey 2009 (HX.com)
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