The invite for Campus Thursdays at Splash (brought to you by Alan Pincus of Boiparty.com [Pronounced bwah]) stated “Free clothes check. Free rum drinks to all boyz in underwear.” However, after attempting to check said clothes, Rick Shur was unceremoniously approached by security and told to put them back on because the drink specials were aimed at college students, not men in their 50s who still wear Abercrombie and hang around in the shadows at Campus Thursdays.
Not to be discriminated against without a fight, Rick not only stayed at the party until the promoters were drunk enough to let him strip down to his 2(x)ist briefs, he emailed a poorly taken iPhone photo of himself and a lengthy description of the injustice to Michael Musto, who seems to agree with Rick that, hey, his body isn’t half bad, give the guy a break.
The point is not, of course, to be agist and tell Rick to go hang at the old-man bars — and we all know NY nightlife has been a touch cruel to all of us at some point — but rather, to tell Rick to get some dignity, pay for his drinks and only strip down at places like the White Party.
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When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
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