Texan Wesley Woods oozes southern hospitality. It was so kind of him to oblige us by answering 69 Questions
Woods, who is also a stand-up comic, is a proud Texan who loves road trips, and adores the fall season. And before you ask. No…one of the 69 questions is not “Are you single?” But Wesley, if you see this, retweet with answer. Asking for a…friend.
In this interview, Woods comic wit shines through in his equally charming and sarcastic answers. Read on to learn more about this man from the Deep South. (And by Deep, I mean..well..You know.)
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What’s your favorite holiday?
Christmas
Are you Top, Bottom or Versatile?
Power Versatile
Favorite season?
Fall
Sucking Dick or Rimming?
Rimming
Being Sucked or Being Rimmed?
Sucked
Road Trip or Plane Ride?
Road trip
If you could switch lives with someone for a day who would it be?
I rather not
Dark chocolate or milk chocolate?
I don’t like chocolate
What job would you never want to do?
Any 9-5.
What is a different job you’d love to try?
In a future life, trauma surgeon
Favorite body part to work out?
Brain
Favorite way to relax and chill?
On the ranch in Texas
Favorite place to visit?
Texas
Last city you visited?
Las Vegas
Country you wish to visit?
Iceland
What’s your favorite ice-cream?
Cookies n cream
What makes you smile the most?
Being outdoors
What’s the coolest thing in the world?
My mom
What is the sexiest thing in the world?
Eye contact
Favorite superhero?
Batman
If you could have one superpower what would it be?
Teleportation
If you could go to any concert who would you see?
Smaller venues and lesser “known” artists
What’s the best gift you’ve ever given?
Love
What’s the best gift you’ve ever received?
Love
What’s your favorite movie of all time?
Too many to choose
What movie made you super horny?
Zack & Jack Make A Porno
Favorite show to binge right now?
Don’t watch tv
What’s your favorite food?
Mom’s Chicken & Dumplins
It’s brunch, what do you eat?
Fried chicken
What’s your favorite dessert?
Ice cream
What city, state or country has the hottest men?
Isreal
Do you like cupcakes?
And cakes and pies
Do you like surprises?
Sure
You are stuck on an island, you can have one companion, who would it be?
Haven’t met them, yet.
Favorite color?
Depends on my mood
What’s your go-to Starbucks order? (or in your favorite café)
Cold brew
Who is the last person you texted?
Ricky Larkin
Number one person living or deceased who you would love to meet?
Robin Williams
What’s your favorite thing to do in your hometown?
Ride ATVs on the ranch
#1 Quality you look for in that special someone?
Compassion
You like someone a lot – where do you take them on your first date?
Beach or hiking
Performer you most want to shoot with?
Chad White
What’s your favorite band/musician?
Too many to name
What is something you always travel with?
Viagra, douche and Imodium
If your life was a song what would the title be?
The good, the bad and the country
Musical instrument you have played?
Trumpet
If you could master one instrument what would it be?
Piano
Cats or Dogs?
Dogs
Guilty Pleasure?
Carbs
One thing you can’t live without?
My spirituality
Hidden talent?
I’ve got a few
Gosling or Reynolds?
Gosling
What’s your favorite sport to watch?
College football & Hockey
What’s your favorite sport to play?
Basketball or Tennis
Favorite part of a Man’s body?
Armpits
Grooming product you can’t live without?
Beard trimmer
What inspires you?
Laughter and love
Craziest kink or fetish?
I’m a pleaser
What are you passionate about?
Spiritual growth
Who is your idol?
Don’t have one
Favorite pastime?
Sucking straight dicks in HS
One word that describes you best?
A lot
What’s your favorite thing to wear?
Basketball shorts and tee
What’s the priciest thing you’ve ever splurged on?
New car
What is your favorite book of all time?
Spiritual Renegade
Coke or Pepsi?
Dr. Pepper
test
Having to choose between Gosling or Reynolds is torturous.
Thank you for this! Wesley is one of my all-time favorite pornstars. I’m always excited to see a new scene from Wesley. Nice to see we have a lot of the same likes too!