Can you keep up with free-balling, Schitt’s Creek fan Kurtis Wolfe? Read the hung hottie’s answers to all your burning questions in this week’s 69 Questions!
You can follow Kurtis on twitter @KurtisWolfe, and find him on instagram @TheKurtisWolfe. Why is he “THE” Kurtis Wolfe? Because there’s only one funny, hung southerner with a wit to make you laugh and a dick to make you moan. He’s part redneck, part jock, and all charmer!
In this revealing interview, the Kansas City, MO native reveals he loves avoiding his home town, but now lives in Texas with his Husband. (You would think Kansas City would feel like NYC compared to Texas, but apparently the Lonestar’s major cities are pretty progressive.)
I typically write more in these intros, but Kurtis’ humor and Big Dick Energy speak for itself. My favorite #69Questions yet!
What’s your favorite holiday?
Any holiday the bank stays open
Are you Top, Bottom or Versatile?
Top / Vers
Favorite season?
Circuit Season
Hottest Scene Partner?
That would be rude to just pick one.
Sucking Dick or Rimming?
Both
Being Sucked or Being Rimmed?
Being Sucked
Road Trip or Plane Ride?
Road Trips don’t come with elite status. #AmericanAirlines
If you could switch lives with someone for a day who would it be?
Britney Spears #FreeBritney
Dark chocolate or milk chocolate?
The Darker the Better
What job would you never want to do?
Surgeon
What is a different job you’d love to try?
Pharmacist
Favorite body part to work out?
Back, how else am I suppose to fly?
Favorite way to relax and chill?
Binge Watching Schitt’s Creek
Favorite place to visit?
New York City
Last city you visited?
San Francisco
Country you wish to visit?
Spain
What’s your favorite ice-cream?
Dark Chocolate Fudge
What makes you smile the most?
Making other people smile
What’s the coolest thing in the world?
Knowing 95% of the Ocean is unexplored and 99% of the Ocean Floor is unknown to us.
What is the sexiest thing in the world?
Being Yourself
Favorite superhero?
Batman
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If you could have one superpower what would it be?
Time Travel
If you could go to any concert who would you see?
Lady Gaga playing nothing but the piano
What’s the best gift you’ve ever given?
My unconditional love
What’s the best gift you’ve ever received?
My husband’s unconditional love
What’s your favorite movie of all time?
The Bourne Identity
What movie made you super horny?
Movies Don’t Make Me Horny
Favorite show to binge right now?
Schitt’s Creek
What’s your favorite food?
Anything Italian
It’s brunch, what do you eat?
Everything
What’s your favorite dessert?
Ice Cream and Apple Pie
What city, state or country has the hottest men?
I love Germans
Do you like cupcakes?
Fuck Yeah. Do you have any?
Do you like surprises?
Only if its good.
You are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat?
Lasagna
You are stuck on an island, you can have one companion, who would it be?
My Husband
Favorite color?
Navy Blue
What’s your go-to Starbucks order? (or in your favorite café)
Triple Cappuccino w/ Almond Milk
Number one person living or deceased who you would love to meet?
Steve Jobs
Where did you grow up?
Kansas Cit, MO
What’s your favorite thing to do in your hometown?
Leave
#1 Quality you look for in that special someone?
Being able to spend the entire day with someone and feel like not a minute has gone by.
You like someone a lot – where do you take them on your first date?
Torchy’s Taco ( First Place I took my husband in Austin )
What do you love on your pizza?
Anything that isn’t pineapple or olives
Performer you most want to shoot with?
François Sagat
Favorite cocktail or beverage?
Raspberry Moscow Mule
What’s your favorite band/musician?
Too Broad. Give me a Circuit Playlist any day.
What is something you always travel with?
A Bottle of Lube
If your life was a song what would the title be?
A hot mess waiting to implode
Musical instrument you have played?
Piano, Guitar
If you could master one instrument what would it be?
Guitar
Cats or Dogs?
Dogs
Guilty Pleasure?
Binge eating all the candy and junk food I can buy at 7-11
Biggest turn on?
Being Genuine. ( Okay. Maybe Muscular Guys. Maybe. )
One thing you can’t live without?
Sleep
Hidden talent?
I can communicate with Bird ( Scooters )
Gosling or Reynolds?
Guzman, Duh.
What’s your favorite sport to watch?
The one where they throw the ball, um what’s it called? Ugh. Oh yeah, Bowling.
What’s your favorite sport to play?
Naked Lube Wrestling, ;-)
Favorite part of a Man’s body?
Personality aka Chest
Grooming product you can’t live without?
Hair Pomade
What inspires you?
My Environment
Craziest kink or fetish?
Bondage 
Who is your idol?
Myself, Create your own foot steps
Favorite pastime?
Circuit Parties
One word that describes you best?
Psychotic
What’s your favorite thing to wear?
Nothing.
What’s the priciest thing you’ve ever splurged on?
Truck Parts. My Raptor gets babied.
What is your favorite book of all time?
1776 by David McCullough
Coke or Pepsi?
Coke. Do I look like a peasant?
BOR-ING…..yawn!
he is my favourite pornstar
I think that he looks hottest without the beard. That picture of him after the “chest question” makes me drool. Kurtis has a borderline long face and the beard that he wears exaggerates the length of his face.
Who’s his husband?
I just viewed Kurtis Wolfe in the dvd entitled ” Masturbation Station ”. His bareback scene was with Tristan Jaxx. It was very obvious that these two men had mutual intense passion and lust for each other. It was great to finally see Tristan bottom in a scene. Plus, seeing two unshaved and hairy men in one scene was genius. This scene , in my opinion, was the best of Kurtis’. His orgasm was a pleasure to watch.
This dvd is definitely worth viewing. It also features Ricky Larkin. It would be great to see Kurtis in a scene with Ricky also.
Thanks.
Frank Miller.
No it isn’t.
so who is the lucky man that is the Husband ???
Beautiful and funny, deadly combo. best 69 Questions yet!
I love him.
Kurtis Wolfe is a gay man
Omg…do you think he knows that you know?!