Meet Luis. His cock is really curved. It points distinctly to the right, or due east.
You don’t see a ton of curved dicks in porn. Angel Rock‘s points slightly left. Ty Roderick‘s kinda.
But this new Luis at Sean Cody has a super curved on. Observe.
Here are 9 things that are curvier/more bent than Luis’s dick.
1. This tree.
2. This piece of U-pipe.
3. This pipe sculpture.
4. This half-pipe/sculpture.
5. This “curve ahead” sign.
But not this one!
6. The dude with two dicks‘ left dick, but not by much.
7. Lombard Street in San Francisco.
8. This Zaha Hadid building in Azerbaijan.
9. This guy’s freaky arm.
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Want one to beat it: Check out Jeno on IslandStuds.com — aka Pana on BiLatinMen.com — that is one amazin-ly delicious curved cock.
Oh I wish it was pointing right at me.
It’s not like it’s not even paying attention. You look me in the eye when I’m blowing you!
Oh man the guy getting fucked by that, OUCH
curvy ones slip down your throat a treat.
You forgot Jesse Jackaman’s wang
That bent dick is made worse by that scuff of pubes.