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NakedSword & More Offering Special Memberships For July 4th

We’re moments away from Pride Month officially coming to an end and while that’s obviously a bummer, the good news is that July 4th is just around the corner with hoards of cum-worthy sales from your favorite gay porn studios. Sites like NakedSword, Falcon Studios, and Men.com are all slashing prices and offering special membership options in honor of the big day and we’ve …

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July 4th Sale: Falcon & Next Door Announce $5 Deal

We’re moments away from Pride Month officially coming to an end and while that’s obviously a bummer, the good news is that July 4th is just around the corner with hoards of cum-worthy sales from your favorite gay porn studios. Sites like NakedSword, Falcon Studios, and Men.com are all slashing prices and offering special membership options in honor of the big day and we’ve …

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Get Your Dicks Out For These Explosive July 4th Gay Porn Sales

We’re moments away from Pride Month officially coming to an end and while that’s obviously a bummer, the good news is that July 4th is just around the corner with hoards of cum-worthy sales from your favorite gay porn studios. Sites like NakedSword, Falcon Studios, and Men.com are all slashing prices and offering special membership options in honor of the …

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Your Favorite Gay Porn Studios Just Dropped Major July 4th Deals

We hope you’re ready for a cum-filled Indepen-dicks Day, because we’re about to stuff your life with more porn than you could possibly handle. Some of the best porn studios in the game just announced killed July 4th deals and we’re diving cock first into some of our favorite deals of the weekend!

The Sword’s Gay-Ass July 4th Mixtape, Vol. 2

It’s a holiday weekend, so alas, we at Sword HQ will not be here to help you through your Friday — should you happen to be one of those unfortunate souls trapped behind a computer.

Gay Porn Blind Items: 4th Of July Edition!

In honor of America’s birthday, here are some of the most scandalous rumors, outrageous behind-the-scenes scoops, and shocking secrets circulating among gay porn insiders this week. It’s Gay Porn Blind Items: 4th Of July edition!

Conservative Deathwatch Fave Jesse Helms Kicks It on 4th of July, Irony Not Lost On Us

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Noted racist, homophobe, former U.S. Senator and self-described “redneck” Jesse Helms finally died this past Friday, in the wee hours of our great nation’s Independence Day.  We called this one back in February, but the stubborn old bastard hung on for a few months just so he could have the satisfaction of getting that July 4th date on his gravestone.  (Here’s hoping Andres Serrano makes a pilgrimage down to wherever he’s buried, to piss on it.)

Helms bitterly fought against federal funding for AIDS research and treatment, claiming the disease resulted from “disgusting” and “unnatural” behavior. And he single-handedly caused the ruckus over the National Endowment for the Arts in the late 80s when he held Congressional hearings to protest funds going to artists such as Robert Mapplethorpe and Serrano, whose “Piss Christ” became a conservative rallying point against funding for the arts.

Blow Your 4th of July Wad With Our Gay-Ass Mixtape

MM-LliberaceJuly4TapeTH.jpg Because we love to amuse you, especially on summery holiday weekends when you’re going to be lost without any new stories to read until Monday, we threw together this little selection of upbeat, danceable and gay-ass tunes for you to swill cocktails by and wish America a happy bloody birthday, darlings. Don’t get your hands blown off by any fireworks this weekend, and don’t get blown by the wrong trick lest you end up at the clinic with a searing pain, or worse, some sores that can’t be cured.

July 4way: Salute the Red, Cum & Blue!

What better way to celebrate our independence than by drooling over hot jocks in tight American flag bathing suits who frolic naked by the pool with their patriotic pinwheels, put their cocks in hot dog buns, hose each other down, and then fuck each other’s brains out?

Weekend Event Roundup: July 25-27 (Dore Alley Edition)

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It’s Dore Alley weekend in San Francisco, and boy howdy, we don’t know where this year has gone! Why, it seems like just yesterday we took that pic of that fresh bottle of piss lying in wait in the gutter for someone to enjoy. Anyway, for those of you in SF and NY, here’s a roundup of gay stuff going on this weekend in the two meccas we currently have the bandwidth to cover.

Weekend Event Roundup: July 18-20

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Care of The Sword’s tireless editors, we bring you this roundup (by
no means complete, or even-handed) of stuff going on for those of the
homo persuasion this weekend in the two meccas we currently have
bandwidth to cover, San Francisco and New York.  Check back soon to see
us cover more gay urban centers near you (sorry, Cheyenne, we may never
get to you).

Our heavily editorialized listings after the jump…

Weekend Event Roundup: July 4-6


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Care of The Sword’s tireless editors, we bring you this roundup (by
no means complete, or even-handed) of stuff going on for those of the
homo persuasion this weekend in the two meccas we currently have
bandwidth to cover, San Francisco and New York.  Check back soon to see
us cover more gay urban centers near you (sorry, Cheyenne, we may never
get to you).

Our heavily editorialized listings after the jump…

Michael Stipe Documents His Morning Threesome

michael stipe gay threesomeBetween 9:23 and 10:07 a.m. on the morning of July 4th, three men in various states of coitus and undress uploaded iPhone portraits of themselves in a bathroom somewhere. One of these horndogs was R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe.

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Martin and His 9-Inch Ukrainian Cock Are Back!

When we met Martin early last month, we instantly needed more. More of his 9-inch dick. More of his mustache. More of his swagger. Now we finally get another taste, and I can’t get enough of this newcomer!

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If Awkward Memorial Day Porn Is Your Thing…

Maybe it’s just me, but I always thought Memorial Day porn was a little…off limits? Christmas porn? Sure, have at it! Thanksgiving porn? Why not? New Year’s porn? Of course! But Memorial Day porn…eh, I dunno. Just seems like you should save that idea for July 4th Porn and call it a day. But here we are…

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The Top 10 Hottest Next Door Studios Scenes of 2022

Do you like torrid threeways? Flip-fuck fourgies? Frat bros? The big dick of Jayden Marcos? Well then you’re in for a treat as we look at the best Next Door scenes from 2022. Which is your favorite? Vote in our poll!

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Roxas Caelum & His 10-Inch Dick Rearrange Damien Cruz’s Insides

We’re long overdue for Roxas Caelum to make his GuysinSweapants debut (seriously? This is his first scene for them?!), and who better than studio vet Damien Cruz and his amazing ass to initiate the 10.5-inch top? (CutlersDen lists it at 12, so who knows? It’s big and beautiful, and that’s all we care about!)

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Top 10 Hottest Next Door Studio Scenes of 2022 (So Far!)

As our look at The Best Scenes of 2022 continues, we count down the 10 hottest Next Door Studio scenes so far this year. Which is your favorite: The twink fourgy? The rookie threeway? Maybe one of the many scenes with all-stars like Justin Matthews, Brandon Anderson and Jayden Marcos? Vote in our poll!

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Oiling Up For Some Patriotic Penis Porn

It’s officially Independence Day weekend and we’ve already told you about a bunch of cum-worthy sales from your favorite porn sites and that new scene that (once again) saw Felix Fox gobbling some mustard cock, but now it’s time to get into another holiday installment from the gay porn industry. So get your red, white, and blue balls ready as …

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Ranking The Top 10 NakedSword Scenes Of 2022 (So Far!)

We’re hitting the middle of the year and that means it’s time to look back at all the recent porn we’ve watched and crank out some Best of 2022 lists that show off the hottest gay porn moments that you can your cock should already be watching.

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Watch Felix Fox and Finn Harding Use Their Hard Cocks As Ping Pong Paddles

Okay, so I just have to say that there’s a lot going on in this Fourth of July parody scene. Among hoards of bareback action between Men.com exclusives Felix Fox and Finn Harding, there’s wooden fence glory holes, phallic ping pong play, and even a few dick-filled hot dog buns.

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When Your Parole Officer Goes Rogue … And Deep

Gabriel Alanzo finds that the hard that nobody messes with Johnny Law. But after seeing Johnny V in the topping performance of his career, felons are going to be dropping trou from coast to coast for their turn to have their asses rehabilitated.

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Belami’s Bareback Double-Play

By now, the July 4th BBQ leftovers have been scarfed up or tossed out. But not to worry. BelAmi is serving up enough creampies to last until Labor Day.

[[UPDATED]] MormonBoyz: Ordained By Insemination

Secret kabals, virgin male teens, and sexual ceremonies. The MormonBoyz’ stories are unlike anything you have heard. Or seen, That all changes on July 4th when Elder Sorenson tells his story on NakedSword.

Have a Fabulous Birthday America!

We have a lot to celebrate this year as “With liberty and justice for ALL” has come a little closer to reality for more of us than ever before. Happy Birthday America!

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Pringles Porn: Jake Preston Fills Up A Tube Of Chips & Joey Mills’ Hole

Just like Felix Fox loves sucking on some mustard-covered cock, it seems that Joey Mills has a thing for jerking off guys while munching on some crunchy treats. A year ago, we saw Joey engage in some meat beating via a popcorn bucket and now the star is reliving his snacking fuckery with a can of Pringles.

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