Some porn stars are home with family chowing down. Others are recovering from the K-hole they were in last night at the club. The rest are super hungover after a night dancing on a box and hating the world this Christmas Day. In the case of Colby Keller and Tayte Hanson, they got to fuck for the first time for …
Harry Louis, who won the gay lottery and hitched himself to designer Marc Jacobs about a year and a half ago, announced via Instagram over the weekend that he and Marc are officially kaput. Was Harry’s fat uncut cock just too much to take over and over and over again? We may never know.
Designer turned soft drink spokesman Marc Jacobs and gay porn star turned chocolatier Harry Louis were caught red-handed on a Rio de Janeiro beach yesterday kissing while shirtless, smoking cigarettes while shirtless, rubbing lotion on each other while shirtless, and frolicking in the surf while shirtless!! Here are Marc Jacobs and Harry Louis in their bathing suits while shirtless on …
Marc Jacobs and Harry Louis have been together for over a year now, proving that a fashion designer turned diet soft drink spokesman and a gay porn star turned chocolatier really can make it work. Here’s Beetlejuice Marc and Harry attending a Diet Coke launch party this week in Germany. [via Just Jared]
Harry Louis and his beer can thick cock officially announced (on Twitter) that they are retiring from gay porn to do “new things.”
Harry Louis and Marc Jacobs have been dating/fucking since at least last November, when Louis revealed that he had the “hottest ever” sex with Jacobs in Paris. Almost five months later, they are dating/fucking in Brazil.
…It’s such a great and important event to me, since i was a little kid. My grandfather has his birthday on the 24th of dec, so, when i was little, i used to spend xmas with all my family (incl cousins, uncles and aunts), so we all gathered for a great, beautiful and delicious dinner, and at midnight, all the …
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In case you needed more proof that everyone in the world has a better life than you, designer Marc Jacobs and gay porn star Harry Louis are fucking. Oh, sorry, they’re “dating.”
It’s been nice knowing you, everybody.
I think it’s safe to say that this is the very first time that this porn blog (or any other major gay porn blog) has shared content from Better Homes & Gardens. In all fairness though, I don’t think that BH&G has ever been the type of publication to purposely put out sexy content that anyone on this side of …
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For all you pop-music-inclined, twink-obsessed fellows out there who are big fans of One Direction, we bring you a photo that is purportedly that of cute, allegedly gay Harry Styles peeing into some bushes at Sir Mix-A-Lot’s house with his pants all the way down.
Marc Jacobs and Harry Louis relax on Ipanema Beach, and they have now taken over every gay blog. Well done. More from their latest photo op here, but don’t let these sweet and innocent little kissing photos distract you from the truth: Harry Louis is a crazy power top who slam fucks his partners into oblivion. Here is still my …
Michael Lucas’ Passion features one of the best casts of the year: Dean Monroe, Harry Louis, Rafaels Carreras and Alencar? I couldn’t even make it through the trailer. Watch it yourself below.
The most watched movies from the most selected categories at NakedSword pack a lot of loads, inches, asses, and a few surprises.
We’re still only two weeks into the new year, so we’re still good to keep making a few more lists. Here, in descending order, are the most searched-for porn stars of the last year, going back to January 1, 2013.
Rather than wait until the end of the year (like I did in 2012 and 2011), today I present to you The Sword’s Top 50 Most-Searched For Gay Porn Stars for the first half of 2013.
From fauxhawks to fierce highlights and trashy mullets to emo bangs, here are 10 gay porn stars with the very best hairdos in all of gay porn.
Move over Marc Jacobs, Harry Louis, Justin Bieber, and Patrick Schwarzenegger…the new bangin’ bikini beach body is Bravo Andy’s bangin’ bikini swimming pool body!! Isn’t it great to see an openly out and proud gay man who is not ashamed of his body, even if it doesn’t quite measure up to every other gay man’s perfectly sculpted pecs and rock …
Did someone forgot to tell Diet Coke that Marc Jacobs is very very gay?
Disclaimer: The Sword does not encourage nor recommend illegal drug use. All text and images contained herein are presented strictly for the purposes of fantasy and entertainment. And with that being said, if you’re gonna do a bump of coke off a gay porn star’s cock, you really should do it off of one of these 10.
Marc Jacobs wore a sheer lace dress to the Met Gala last night, and in some worlds this is called “fashion,” but in “the real world” this is just called “retarded.” Not that there’s anything wrong with getting attention for being retarded, and Marc looks good! He must be getting more comfortable with his body since he started dating gay …
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Which gay porn stars brought the most search engine traffic to The Sword in 2011? The top 40 famous names are below.
The 2011 London Hustlaball was over two weeks ago, but I just found the photos today. It looks like Austin Wilde was raped? Fun.
All weekend long, gay porn stars partied, worked, partied while working, and worked while partying. From London to L.A., here is your gay porn star weekend photo round-up from around the globe. It looks like they all have such fun lives!
Whenever a list is made, there are bound to be omissions. But, people love lists! And people love cocks! Here then is The Sword’s completely subjective list of the top ten prettiest penises in gay porn currently being inserted into assholes.
Yesterday, gay porn actor Rio Silver was dead. Well, it’s a miracle, because today he’s undead. Does that mean he is a zombie?
With three medallions, Gio from New York City was the big winner at Friday night’s 3rd Annual Escort Awards. Below is the list of winners, along with some pictures for you to look at.
The 2009 GayVN nominations are out, kids! As per uje, there are about nine thousand of them! And did we mention this year’s porn oscars are going to be QUITE A SHOW?
Award season continues as the nominations for the 2024 Grabby Awards Europe have been announced. Winners in 22 categories will be crowned on April 27th in Torremolinos, Spain, and fans can vote starting February 10th (if the voting actually opens when it’s supposed to). Nominations for the Grabby Awards America will be announced soon.
Online porn studios typically can’t resist the urge to make holiday porn — whether it’s Halloween, Valentine’s Day, Yom Kippur, or Christmas.
One Direction’s new video for “Best Song Ever” (watch below) begs a very important question: Which 1D member do you want to fuck? You can’t say Liam, because he’s already mine.
Brazilian gaycations, German gay weddings, and now a gay adoption for a beautiful family!!! Has Valentine’s Day come late this year for your favorite gay couples?!? Former reality star turned nude model Will Wikle and former gay porn star turned Will Wikle boyfriend Mason Star have adopted a new puppy!! Now, they have THREE puppies!
One Direction released a softcore gay porn music video yesterday called “Kiss You.” CockyBoys has the biggest stable of twink and twunk models who are used to hamming it up in high concept movies (e.g., Project Go Go Boy, The Haunting). So, when CockyBoys finally gets around to doing a boy band gay porn movie based on One Direction, here’s …
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It’s like a Twink War, only with big-dicked tops! But whose dick is bigger?