recently won the local round of a national model search sponsored by Undergear and Instinct magazine, and his taut upper body regularly offers insight into why we are alone.
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To applaud Carlos’ accomplishments in person, wait until Sunday and
head over to The Bar on Castro. He’ll be on the far platform, dancing
in his skivvies alongside his equally hot and naked boyfriend with the matching shoulder tattoo. We’ll be in the corner, reassuring ourselves that we
have good personalities as we dry off our beer-soaked dollar bills.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.