A Gay Porn Blogger’s Courageous Confession: I’m Straight

There’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you guys for a while, and I guess now is as good a time as any: I’m straight.

I hope me being heterosexual won’t make you think any less of me as a gay porn blogger, but I’ve finally reached the stage of my life in which I’m comfortable being open about my sexuality, and I hope you can be comfortable with me, too.

Why is a straight man working as a gay porn blogger? Well, for starters, I needed a job, and all the straight porn blogging jobs were already taken. Plus, working as a gay porn blogger pays more than working as a straight porn blogger. But more than that, I just enjoy watching and blogging about gay porn from an artistic perspective as a fan of erotic cinema in general. Also, I’m fortunate enough to work in an office where I am allowed to have a separate computer off to the side of my desk playing straight porn for “inspiration.” Also too, as a straight man working as a gay porn blogger, I get to meet a lot of great people, do a lot of fun traveling, and go to a lot of really exciting events.

I feel that I should clarify that I have never been sexually aroused or stimulated by any of the gay content that I’ve blogged about as a straight man working as a gay porn blogger over the past four years. I also feel that I should clarify that all previous blog posts in which I expressed an attraction or interest in gay male porn stars were presented as a fantasy purely for entertainment purposes. They were never real. I hope I haven’t gotten any gay male porn stars’ hopes up that they might have had a chance at a romantic and/or sexual relationship with me, because the truth is, I really am straight. Sorry.

I also hope that I haven’t led any of you, my readers, on by making you think that I was a fellow homosexual and a “fan” of gay porn, because I’m not. That being said, if any of you gay porn stars or gay readers or other gay bloggers ever want to hang out with me strictly as friends, just let me know. All my straight friends know that I work as a gay porn blogger and they are totally cool with it. They’ve even told me that they wouldn’t mind if I brought a gay person to come hang out with us sometime.

I hope you will continue to read The Sword knowing that it is being written by a straight man. Being a heterosexual while working as a gay porn blogger in a gay industry has really allowed me to stretch my limitations and cross a lot of boundaries as a blogger and as a straight man, and I thank you for joining me on this journey of personal exploration.

I’m a straight male blogger who blogs on a gay blog about gay porn, and I appreciate your support.

 

 

41 thoughts on “A Gay Porn Blogger’s Courageous Confession: I’m Straight”

  1. Well, Zach, interesting post/confession. I live in the shadows too – I’m a novelist, gay-themed, and because my name is weird (although a traditionally female name, not a common one) everyone thinks I’m a gay man. I’m not, I’m a woman. And like you, I appreciate the hell out of gay porn for its artistry, innovation (cockyboys!) and ….well, I have it better than you because it definitely turns me on. In my next life I want a penis.

  2. OK, so the Sword is owned by straights from the South, from North Carolina in fact, which is a state that just banned gay marriage while the Sword’s parent company spent not one penny to support gay rights. But the company, AEBN, is happy to put out their “gay product” which comes from studios in San Francisco that they bought, and which in turn feeds money from gays back to the North Carolina Republicans in charge of everything. A while ago they started this “blog” in which Zach was paid to shill for the North Carolina “gay product” while also “covering other issues” so that no one would be the wiser. Now it turns out that he isn’t even gay. Which is not a surprise because it is just the final fraud in a series of frauds. And really, who cares if some straight guy is lying about his crush on some porn guy who just happens to work for a studio wholly owned by the Swords parent company, and who cares if it is all part of a revenue machine that supports southern bigots: just keep the pictures coming.
    Zach, what are you doing with your life?

  3. Zach: Of course you are not gay and Supergay doesn’t beat off watching the Gay4pay guys in porn videos. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Please, I can’t stop laughing !!!

  4. I’ve come to the point where I’m just about fed-up with all the lies in gay-porn and the gay-porn industry from g4pers to real gay porn stars having sex with women to,gay porn bloggers and porn companies alike.For me enough is enough it’s not even worth it any more to post or read or go to a gay-porn blog any more I think I mite be done with it and move on to something else? It’s stop being fun when you have peoples in the porn industry telling all kinds of lies and have no respect for the truth any more from porn stars on drugs and alcohol and every other kind of stupidness and criminal acts you can find or think of? I’m starting to feel turn off by peoples in the porn industry it seem to me that they deserve their bad reputation and all the negative B.S. that come with it too.When are these fools ever going to learn how to use a brain and stop acting like a bunch of idiots instead it’s no wonder str8’s think so badly of gays in every way possible.G4pers and gay porn companies have destroyed the gay-porn industry it’s all about [ Lies and making Money ] the truth has nothing to do with it any more and industry that’s willing to hire g4per who don’t like gay sex but want to use gay men as their { Piggy-Bank } and gay men who don’t care if they do because they’ve got a (cock for a brain cell).Gay men who rather lust after str8-men and G4pers who will never love them are very depressing and ( Delusional )It’s not worth the trouble any more for me I just feel it’s getting time to go! and leave porn behind and use my money for something better than this? Gay porn producers and porn stars alike have made fools of us all and please don’t leave some bloggers out too! These peoples act like they have a hard time telling right from wrong but alway end up doing the wrong thing any way? This could be my last post for a long while I’m just not feeling the love for gay-porn that I use too and that include the peoples who make gay porn as well end of story.

  5. I HAVE A SHOT AT ZACH!
    This is relevant to my interests.
    Yes, I’ve only every been interested in ladies.
    But for Zach, I was really try.
    Zach, call me. Maybe?

  6. 1. We still get to call you “Ms. Zach”.

    2. You left off the option: Yes. But Only Because This Blog Gives Me A Forum To Talk Shit about the Blogger.

  7. Is it bad that part of me thinks this is just a stunt kinda like some of the other stuff posted on here? Lol, if not then it’s still cool :P

  8. I knew it! Your obsession with Mick Lovell was just as fake as Rosie O’Donnell’s crush on Tom Cruise back when she was the Queen of Nice (ok, am I outing myself as eldergay? I shit, I think I just did)!

    Oh Zach, you fooled us all.

  9. You’re not alone Zach. I only watch gay porn so I can keep up with what’s in style so I can get chicks. Right after I bang my girlfriend I pull out my iPad and check out the sword so I can get a heads up on our next home makeover project will be. Thanks for offering your support and I’m glad I’m not the only straight man that like’s sucking cock!

  10. “I’ve finally reached the stage of my life in which I’m comfortable being open about my sexuality”, we used to hear this from gays, how funny it is to hear from a straight. Why a straight man blogs about gay porn anyway?

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