Turn back now if you’re not interested in hearing a truly horrifying story about someone inserting some face wash into their penis hole! More specifically – turn back now if you’re not interested in hearing Discretion Advised host and famed porn director Marc MacNamara talk about how one of his models went against his wishes and stuffed his cock full of Cetaphil!
Keeping it vague in regards to the specific performer and the site he was filming for, Marc took to a recent episode of his acclaimed podcast to share a story that involved an unnamed model who “couldn’t really perform” and the extremely terrifying solution that the actor came up with to remedy the situation.
“When it came time to cum, he said, ‘Oh, I’m just gonna put a syringe of Cetaphil in my dick hole and then squeeze it out as if I’m cumming,'” revealed Marc. “I said no! We’re not doing that. I’m not filming that. I don’t want to see what happens there. I’m not gonna film that and I cannot condone you doing that.”
Unfortunately for Marc, the performer didn’t listen to him. The host said that after going upstairs for a moment, he returned to the model with a penis full of Cetaphil. In a win for those with common sense though, Marc was able to put his foot down and make the actor wash out his soapy cock before they resumed filming.
“He went to the bathroom, he cleaned it all out… And then he came for real,” recounted the podcast host.
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We know that fake cum in porn is nothing new, but using a syringe to insert Cetaphil into your piss slit just seems ungodly. Hopefully none of the performers out there that regularly use artificial jizz in their scenes (they know who they are!) are actually using medical equipment to insert face wash into their urethras.
So what do you think of this story? Does it make you cringe as hard as it’s making us want to just lay down and die? Sound off in the comments below and if you want to hear more behind-the-scenes porn drama, be sure to listen to this full episode of Discretion Advised over on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and on DiscAdPod.com.
I take a long straw with a little bit of hydrogen peroxide in it and blow it into my dick after every raw fuck. Then I wait a 30 seconds or so and piss it out. Doing this, I have not had an STI for 24 years now, while raw fucking hundreds of hot men.
Your implication that you doing so has resulted in you not catching an STI is pretty dumb because you have no idea if the people you’ve screwed even had STD’s in the first place, never mind hundreds of other variables.
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Wouldn’t that…burrrn!
A well known old school production house used Corn Huskers hand lotion in the 80’s. But no one was stupid enough to stick it up their urethra.
Ewww. But then again not surprised. I remember a porn star back from the 80’s said he had seen once before his scene was to be shot and they used hair conditioner too shoot out of a cock because the guy couldn’t “cum” on demand.
Modern gay porn is so trashy.
isnt that dangerous
I would imagine some guys insist on fake cum for several reasons: STD precaution since not everyone works for Falcon. 2) Cum usually stinks. Most people find the odor offensive especially after it has fermented. (3) I once read an article that purported to state what foods, if eaten, make cum taste better, cum really is nasty to smell and taste. (4) Many, if not most, men have trouble cumming after a certain age. I was copious from about 12-25. That was it. After 40, forget it.
I guess I am very naive. I didn’t know fake cum was sometimes employed. So the cum around these guy’s mouths is sometimes not the real thing. Jesus! Such a turn off.
Duh!
Oh yeah, the usual sensitive reply to a comment. You gay guys are some of the nastiest people. Sorry I do not know the inner workings of the porn industry, Mr seaguy ! Jesus. When women love to say ,” Gay men are so sensitive!!” I have to say, What planet are you living on?” You sound like the biggest red flag in the dating world