Unlike Janice Dickinson, a whopping 73% of Houston’s Craigslist-using inhabitants were seeking tops. It turns out that while you shouldn’t mess with Texas, you could probably get away with sticking at least a finger up in there. Miami, San Francisco and Los Angeles were also bottom-heavy with 69%, 63% and 61% top-seekers, respectively.
There were only three cities on our list with more tops — New York City, Atlanta and Washington D.C — with pushy New York leading the way with 54% of those endlessly amusing M4M posts looking for a bottom. We could speculate endlessly as to why San Francisco is forever on its knees, or why Atlanta fears its butthole, but frankly, we’re too busy organizing an interstate gangbang on via Twitter.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.