Last year we introduced some of you innocent kids who’ve never watched HBO’s Real Sex to the world of adult babies. These are grown people, both gay and straight, who like to be bottle-fed, diapered, molly-coddled, and put down for naps because of something unspeakably fucked up that happened in their childhood.
Today, via adult baby hub ABowned.com, we caught wind of a camping trip in Western Canada for adult babies, their mommies, daddies and furry pals–registration just began March 1st! The group sponsoring the trip is probably just your average bunch of suburban dorks, part-time trannies and Dungeons & Dragons enthusiasts whose road to happiness lies in endless, tedious role-playing. But all judgment aside, we can’t help but noticing the “poopyheaded” list of camp rules, via den mother Mommy Louise, especially the talk about sex and booze.
1. This is not a sexual camp… if you are two consenting adults then you may do whatever you wish inside of your own accommodations.
2. This is not a booze camp – however, you are permitted to bring your own booze – as long as you are in control and it is in a container that is not booze related (i.e.: a baby bottle, a coffee mug – you get my meaning).
7. Everyone must supply their own diapers.
8. Do not offer to change someone.. some people were feeling uncomfortable by being badgered to be changed by certain individuals why they didn’t want to be changed by… Keep in mind people that NO means NO
Well then, Mommy Louise! This is sounding like a sleepaway camp where there’ll be less sex than if it was filled with a bunch of junior high schoolers. Anyway, right, we forgot–fetishes aren’t about sex.
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