Anyway, you had to go make this whole video, for your mom’s sake probably, denying at length to a woman who reminds us of Damiana from FreakTV that you’re a homosexul (we kneaux, Al, you’re just a “bisexual” who’s really a down-low homosexual who’s trying to stat closeted until Momma dies. Spare us the distinction). Were you inspired by the self-produced video stylings of Tricia Walsh Smith, perhaps? How far do you think those have gotten her?
We’d just like to note that under “RELATED VIDEOS” to Big Gay Al’s profession of not-gayness, there are several “9/11 Was a Hoax” videos. Kinda makes you think.
ALSO: We still can’t be positive that those Manhunt-esque pics like the one above are actually of Reynolds, but it sure looks like him, no?
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