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Is Liquor The Key To Bigger Loads?

Insert your “no wonder they call them cocktails” and “bottom’s up” jokes here. But once the laughter is over, take a look at some recent findings with a novel way to shoot like a porn star.

The Journal of Andrology isn’t on my reading list either. Fortunately, our friends at GayPopBuzz have broader interests that include the latest medical news like this surprising revelation.

“Researchers observed 323 men over a two-year period and kept in touch with them to assess how many drinks they had per week. The men who had four to seven drinks per week experienced higher semen volume (and sperm count) when compared to the other groups.”

MensHealth seems to agree, concluding “Guys who drink in moderation have a higher sperm count than those who don’t drink at all.”

This isn’t a perfect study. As both articles point out, the study depended on “self-reporting.” How much people drink in a week is always best counted by the drinker. So take the results with a grain of salt … and at happy hour.

Of course, let’s also be mindful that while alcohol might prove to be good for your load size, it’s not as nice to your liver … or always the best thing for decision making. “Use responsibly” is the operative phrase here.

However, if your carnal ambitions include impressing yourself and your partners with “porn star” loads, we’ve seen some doozies right here …

jayce fucks kaleb bareback sean codyJust this weekend we saw every drop of the handsfree load newcomer Jayce fucked right out of Kaleb at Sean Cody.

 
Or the serving of white gold Franklin Acevado served up to superstar cum guzzler Damien Crosse at Tim Tales.

 
brent corrigan calvin banks flipfuck gay pornSpeaking of porn stars, there was that epic cum rip that Calvin Banks fired at Brent Corrigan’s mouth after they flipped in the opening scene of “Ultra Fan“.

 
Kris Evans fucks Christian Lundgren bareback BelAmiNo to mention the recently unearthed gem where Kris Evans’ from BelAmi where he pelted the beautiful gold globes of Christian Lundgren with “one of the biggest loads he’s ever shot.”

 
dante martin cumshots gay porn Not that we could ever forget when air traffic control needed to intervene when Dante Martin sent his cum geyser into the atmosphere in “Afternoon Delight” that eventually fell back to earth and all over Cameron Cycle.

 
Then there’s JJ-Knight who is a master blaster with the best of them. Not only did Danny Gunn get DP’d in the second scene of “Swim Meat”, the double facial JJ unleased on Danny and Johnny V wouldn’t even all fit in an animated gif.

[Watch Danny, Johnny, & JJ in “Swim Meat” scene two at Hot House]

 
 
And bear this in mind as it now has a whole new meaning … it’s always 5 O’Clock somewhere.

Cheers.
 
 
 
 

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