This year, every single actor in the Oscar’s Best Actor Category has gone nominude!
Body transformation enthusiast Christian Bale packed on the pounds for Vice, but beefed up – and went ass out – for American Psycho.
Bradley Cooper briefly flashed his ass for his nominated turn in A Star Is Born. But we prefer him wet and hot – and gay – with Michael Ian Black in Wet Hot American Summer!
What Dafoe is Willem Dafoe nominated for? Who cares! We saw his penis in The Dance of Sphinx and Chimera.
Speaking of penis, Green Book‘s Viggo Mortensen took a page out of the Book of Peen by going full frontal in Captain Fantastic.
Finally, Rami Malek wore some pretty tight pants as Freddie Mercury in Bohemian Rhapsody. But we prefer him pantsless in Need For Speed.
Willem Dafoe looks almost John Holmes-ish in those old pictures, complete with a noticeably large member.