When I’m not posting about gay gifs, bareback Sean Cody orgies, or passionate prison sex on this blog, you can probably catch me with a Nintendo Switch in hand playing Mario Kart online and screaming because some stranger just hit me with a green shell.
If you participate in similar Mario Kart activities, then you probably know that Nintendo just dropped the Booster Course Pass for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – the game’s first round of downloadable content that comes in the form of eight new tracks. I don’t know about you but I have been hyped about these courses, so to celebrate, I’ve decided to write an incredibly stupid post on this blog that gets to all the gay porn you should be watching if you’re a Mario Kart stan who’s spending way too much time racing around these new tracks.
No matter if you prefer racing through the streets of Paris or if you’d rather pick up some item boxes in everyone’s favorite fictional shopping mall, we’ve got covered with some great porn recommendations that’ll empty your gas tank. Take a look below at some of our extremely idiotic porn suggestions and be sure to let us know your favorite Mario Kart character down in the comments!
If you like Shroom Ridge try…
If you’re zipping in and out of the highways of Shroom Ridge, then there’s a good chance that you’d love taking a ride through Route 69. This Falcon film features hoards of hunks like JJ Knight, Ryan Rose, Alex Mecum, Skyy Knox, Dustin Holloway, and Fane Roberts all fucking on the side of the highway, giving sloppy road head, and cumming in auto shops. [Watch]
If you like Sky Garden try…
There are a lot of recommendations that we could have gone with this track. I mean, if you like taking to the air in Sky Garden, you might also like Skyy Knox in Skyy Riders. You might also like the controversial video of Austin Wolf fucking someone on a Delta flight. Ultimately though, we ended up going with the airplane-centric Falcon classic Taking Flight, because there’s no better way to enjoy the speeding skies than by sucking someone off while a random woman sleeps next to you. [Watch]
If you like Coconut Mall try…
Racing through a shopping mall? 10/10 experience. Fucking your brains out in the middle of a clothing store? Well… I haven’t tried that, but Max Arion, Dylan James, Drew Dixon, and Andy Star seem to be enjoying it here in this video for Lucas Entertainment as they bareback in the middle of a store and turn this random shop into a CocoNUT Mall. [Watch]
If you like Paris Promenade try…
Last but certainly not least, we’re heading to Europe for one of my personal favorite mobile tracks – Paris Promenade! Anyone that enjoys racing through these streets should go ahead and check out Paris Perfect from NakedSword Originals. More specifically, you should check the movie’s big finale orgy featuring Colton Grey, Dani Robles, Denis Vega, Johnny V., and Theo Ford. [Watch]
This article comparing the 2 is a bit of a stretch.
how do video games fit in
I stopped watching cartoons when I was a child; I was bored with them and thought they were stupid. I still do. But, to each their own.
That’s too bad, because a lot of animation is actually made for adults and one needs to be intelligent enough to be able to appreciate the humor, (I am not including the Simpsons or much of what’s even on mainstream TV amongst those).
Okay boomer
BTW this a video game not a cartoon.