OK, this is fucking funny.
At last night’s stop on Madonna’s Rebel Heart tour, in New York at Madison Square Garden, bonafide national treasure Amy Schumer got herself pulled on stage during “Unapologetic Bitch,” bent over and let Madge spank and kick her ass, and then got awarded the prize for the night’s most unapologetic bitch.
And though it may seem that old Madge had no idea who Schumer was and just randomly pulled her on stage, it turns out Schumer actually did an opening stand-up set before the show.
As the Hollywood Reporter recounts, Schumer’s set included some comments in response to all the people who ask her if she agrees that it’s such an “exciting time for women in Hollywood.”
“In Hollywood, why would it be exciting? In an industry that judges you solely based on your appearance when you know that every day you’re just decomposing, barreling toward death while smaller, younger starlets are popping out and you know you’re just six months away from having to wear a long white button-down and trying to fuck Michael Douglas at a Thanksgiving party? No. It’s not an exciting time for women in Hollywood. Are you serious?”
[Hollywood Reporter via Vanity Fair]
This is a fantastic post, with the exception of the ageist senility joke.