Josh Rotter’s field guide to bears offers a handy look at gaydom’s most analyzable group. Muscle bears, who typically shun their fatter purist counterparts, are rightfully excluded from the guide. But I found that it’s missing a few of my favorites, like polar bears, panda bears and black bears (that’s old bears, Asian bears and, um, black bears respectably.)
Also, aren’t wolves characterized by muscle tone, not grey body hair?
I did learn a new one — the young, femme, chubby, hairy homos that call themselves “gummy bears.” And I forgot about Goldilocks, women who love gay bears. Visit Rotter’s site for the full break-down of his exbeariment, one that concludes with a local DJ’s thoughts:
As someone who has gone through his own roller coaster of weight issues, I think the whole Bear trend is about empowerment and subversion. Never mind that I think a guy with a beard and gut is hot, there are some simple themes of brotherhood and protection that are what draw me to the Bear scene.
Undercover Exbeariment Looks at Bear Culture (Bearotic)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.