Last night, down in L.A., a little magazine called Cybersocket hosted their 14th Annual Web Awards at Eleven Nightclub in WeHo. Everyone (except those in recovery) got real drunk and high, just like at the Golden Globes! And several people and sites you might have heard of got pats on the back for their achievements in gay pornography.
As you may recall, there was a little dustup over the announcement of the nominees back in December, and as per usual, everyone and their penis was nominated.
The votes came in over these last few months, and below we have for you the winners, as we know them so far via a lot of Twitter congratulations, because it’s way too early for anyone down there to tell us what happened. (I sat this one out in San Francisco because, well, Coven was on…)
Porn Star of the Year
Best Web Performer
Best Video On Demand Site
Hall of Fame Award
Best Video Site
Broke Straight Boys
Best Mobile Site
Best Tweet of the Night
"Super bummed I missed the cybersockets this year…" -nobody
— Christian wilde (@ChristianWildeX) January 23, 2014
Best Fetish Site
Raw Fuck Club
Best Ethnic-Themed Site
Steve Pena (a.k.a. Mrs. Brent Everett)
Best Content Producer
Best Escort Site
GiveMeGayPorn (wtf is this we demand a recount)
Added bonus: Here’s a Vine of the CockyBoys crew getting Levi Karter ready to go into the awards.
And here’s Austin Wolf with boyfriend Tyler Wolf and the Randy Blue crew at the step-and-repeat.
More later, maybe. After everyone sleeps off their hangovers.