And Here’s What Passes For Vampire Porn at Jason Sparks Live

Oh god. It’s like a twink car crash, but with cheap fake fangs.

I know, like I’ve said, I’m probably going to end up having to rank all the stupid Halloween porn attempts that will get trotted out this week from worst to least terrible.

But I bet this one from Jason Sparks Live could get the worst prize!! I won’t get ahead of myself, though, because it could get way, way worse.

I mean…

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“Make sure we see those fangs in every shot!!”

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Seriously?

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Fucking hell.

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Nice “sexy” vampire looks, boys…

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[Jason Sparks Live]

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