Why are naked straight guys dancing around together with their flaccid dicks flapping around still something you’d want to watch when there’s plenty of actual porn out there? I don’t know, but it is kind of mesmerizing.
No matter how many Fratmen videos and Fratpad cam shows I’ve seen over the years, the group scenes where you just see a bunch of drunk guys with great bodies humiliating themselves for a couple of bucks by dancing around naked together remains a special source of joy. It’s like you’re a fly on the wall of a special men’s club that couldn’t really exist in real life, and unlike at Fraternity X, they all look pretty healthy here and like they’re genuinely enjoying themselves not like they’re one bath-salts binge away from eating a cop’s face off.
And this week brings us a new montage, now fully viral amongst a segment of gay men on Facebook, featuring a number of Fratpad’s greatest hits stitched together with Madonna’s “Give It To Me” as the soundtrack.
You go boys. Flap those dicks around and give a toast to those political careers you (probably) will never have.
And doesn’t this just bring back fond memories of the glory days of 2011, and good old Dustin Zito. You remember, from MTV’s Real World? The one formerly known as Fratmen’s Spencer who liked to do a lot of this…
Anyway, without further tangents, here’s the montage.
P.S. Who is that smoking hot kid doing the amazing breakdancing, in black and white? I have no memory of that one.