Trying to appeal to the “straight-acting-only” biases in many of us, gay underwear maker Andrew Christian has just made a new promo video about “Bromosexuals.”
They’re not gay, see. They walk around the apartment in ripped boxer-briefs and try to sniff each others’ armpits, but no. Not gay.
They horse around and play video games, in their ripped underwear, one hand completely down there cupping their own balls, and then they throw each other into bed. But still, not gay.
Then two trannies come over, and are we supposed to believe their bio females? Like, these are their girlfriends? Because the trannies give the boys a makeover and then they go to a party and all the paparazzi are only paying attention to the boys so the trannies are pissed. Then they end up in a rooftop pool with all their gay underwear model friends playing chicken. In Speedos. Sorry, Andrew Christian Splash bikikis with Show-It Technology.
And didn’t AC’s models used to be hotter?
Where’s Adam Killian when you need him to just waltz in and fuck the shit out of them all, three at a time.