Watching the new, predictably odd Andrew Christian underwear promo today for their Blow (?) line of undies I thought something sounded familiar.
The video, which features cute AC model Jacob Ford along with porn stars Ryan Rose, Sean Zevran, Dominic Pacifico, and Peter Le, puts Ford in a chair on a stage, handcuffed, to be groped and danced upon by all four porn stars. Also, they strip of his underwear once, put on a new pair, then rip those off him and stuff them in his mouth.
OK fine, it’s kind of sexy watching Jacob get man-handled, but those confetti-patterned jeans! That underwear! It’s just so fucking gay I just burped glitter and screamed, “YASSS, queen.”
The soundtrack, which is listed in the credits as “Make My Body Rock” By Round Sky Music is actually an Ari Gold song, and it’s unclear why they wouldn’t know that if they licensed it. And it was licensed originally by Michael Lucas to be the theme song of his 2011 feature Assassin. See that full music video, starring Lucas himself, below. (It also features Adam Killian, Rafael Alencar, and the late Wilfried Knight.) Who used it better?!?