His YouTube name is Christianu2uber, and he has a high-pitched voice and is annoying to listen to. And he’s fucking 12, and we don’t care what he thinks, and we can’t believe anyone does. The very fact that a bunch of rabid liberals have decided to attack this kid — who, btw, is clearly a nelly little homo who’s probably going to regret all this in a few years, if he isn’t driven to suicide first — for an anti-gay marriage vlog post has only given the Christian Right more fodder for their culture war and only made self-righteous liberals look like nasty, blood-thirsty, internet flamers who can’t see past their politics to the fact this kid is 12, and is probably being brainwashed by a Bible-thumping mother. Hopefully, he’ll get some guidance before going all Columbine on his friends, or before someone convinces him to kill himself, as several YouTube commenters and video responders have tried.
Below, the poor kid trying to defend himself for being called a homo. You can see more on his YouTube page.
UPDATE: Thanks to this LGBT Boomer guy Lyndon Evans of the website Focus, the Collins County Sheriff’s Office in Texas visited this kid and his parents and are offering him “counseling.” We feel for the little guy… especially after the further humiliation of the police coming to his home. We just hope he turns out more like this kid in the end, and not like this kid.
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