1. = d. Suppositori Spelling
How awesome are those glasses? And that super cool “Reflections” school photo. Spaz was crowned Miss Trannyshack 2002 and can be seen performing weekly at Cocktailgate, Sundays at 9 at Truck Bar in San Francisco, and she can also be frequently seen at Trannyshack, Tuesdays at midnight.
2. = j. Rupaul
That smile gave it away… International superstar Rupaul recently completed a dragsploitation film she wrote and stars in called Starbooty, which also features appearances by Gus Mattox, Candis Cayne, and real life rivals Michael Lucas and Owen Hawk
3. = g. Peaches Christ
Aww! Even back then Halloween was her favorite holiday! Peaches Christ is the founder, hostess and curator of Midnight Mass, which will be kicking off its 11th smash year this July 4th at the Bridge Theater in San Francisco. Look out for more info at peacheschrist.com. See a trailer for last year’s screening of Mommie Dearest here.
This little toothy cutie grew into the glamazon that is Juanita MORE!, SF’s own fashion maven and hostess of Booty Call every Wednesday at the Bar on Castro.
5. = h. Sister Roma
OK. We know. This one was a real brain-twister. Catch NakedSword’s own Sister Roma on The Tim & Roma Show.
6. = b. Hedda Lettuce
Even at age two this one couldn’t shut her mouth! New York-based megastar and green-haired presidential candidate Hedda Lettuce can be seen every Thursday at the Chelsea Cinemas (260 W 23rd) adding her own special hosting talents to the camp-film-fest Chelsea Classics.
7. = e. Honey West
This little miss turns out to be Miss Honey West, who has basically lived her whole life in a dress. Ms. West can be seen hosting this year’s Grabby Awards in Chicago on May 24th. She also can be seen weekly as the emcee of the SinZation male revue.
8. = i. Heklina
You oughtta know that mischievous grin anywhere… it’s SF’s own Rimjob Queen Heklina, who is wrapping up the weekly art-drag party Trannyshack this August and who will be continuing to host the annual Miss Trannyshack Pageant and taking the show on the road as she is on April 5th in New Orleans.
9. = a. Jackie Beat
She always did like making out with the boys… and yes, we know this one was a little tricky. LA’s Jackie Beat can be seen every Monday at Here’s Jackie (696 N. Robertson) and for karaoke every Thursday at Hamburger Mary’s in West Hollywood.
10. = f. Chi Chi LaRue
Can you see the glimmer of a gay porn empire in this one’s eyes? We can.
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.