Men.com is known for its ridiculous porn parodies. They’ve done everything from Star Wars to Justice League to Game of Thrones. Now they’re tackling Netflix’s Queer Eye reboot and the show’s food and wine expert, Antoni Porowski.
Stud Paul Canon takes on the role of the Porowski character. Canon is a member of the “Fab 3” and is labeled as their food expert. In the parody video, he helps prepare… you guessed it… guacamole. I mean, how could you parody Porowski without bringing in a bag of avocados?!
In the scene, Canon is supposed to help makeover Calhoun Sawyer’s everyday life. Sawyer is a landscape gardener with an embarrassingly empty kitchen. Before Canon comes in, the only grub Sawyer had on hand is a bowl of cheese puffs that he keeps in the fridge. Canon expresses disgust with Sawyer’s kitchen before the two start mashing up some avocados.
It doesn’t take long before the avocado smashing turns into some good old fashioned ass smashing. Sawyer gets a taste of Canon’s big cock and the Fab 3 member devours the sexy Southerner’s ass! This chef’s favorite position is, of course, spoon, and he reaches around to stroke Sawyer’s cock as he fucks his ass on the counter till his bottom nuts.
Canon ends the scene by blowing his load in the guac and feeding it to his student. Really makes you wonder if this is based on real-life events and if Porowski has ever blown his load into someone’s guacamole…
See more hot action in the trailer below and catch the entire scene over at Men.com when it drops on Friday! And be sure to catch up on part one of the Fab 3 series where long-haired hunk Diego Sans takes on the role of Jonathan Van Ness.
ok
Good try,not close enough
NOT EVEN CLOSE TO ANTONI POROWSKI
Right?! He needs that meth energy Antoni has
Thankfully.