Did you want a visual of what it looks like while Donald Trump jacks someone off? How about when he jacks off 1,000 invisible men? Yes? Well, then today is your lucky day.
Trump’s jerk-off motions are the star of a now-viral video that shows the soon-to-be-former president dancing at his various rallies to The Village People’s YMCA – a song that is definitely not about cruising for gay sex.
We know that he just has terrible dance moves, but we can’t stop thinking about this man’s go-to choreography looks like he’s just jerking off a crowd of ghost dicks.
VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!pic.twitter.com/85ySh1KYkh
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 3, 2020
I mean, if we knew Trump was this into ghost dicks, we would have sent him our list of 33 Halloween-themed gay pornos. Maybe then he could have gotten his sexual frustrations out in private instead of being a ghost-jacking pervert in front of a crowd.
UPDATE
Welp! Looks like we’re not the only ones who thought Trump was giving us some rub and tug action. Someone animated the viral clip and added a bunch of floppy cocks! Take a look below:
— Alert Dan 👀 (@RomeoDone8) November 6, 2020
Oh gawd that’s all we need is obese Trumperobics. He looks as if he is milking his own fat tits!