Please.
If you’re stupid enough to spend money on something as useless as this, you deserve to be misled into having sex with someone with a small penis. Then again, the app is only available for Android users, and nobody has sex with people who have Androids anyway, so…
nobody has sex with people who have Androids? what!!!???
According to bgr.com Android in 2012 has captured 68.3% share of the market worldwide. So, a 68.3% of the people (and I assume everybody has a cellphone) doesn’t have sex.