April showers bring may flowers, but celebrity showers may bring hard-ons. This is the math we’re going by to bring you the ten best shower scenes of all time! Oh, and we’re only looking at shower scenes with cock. If you’re going to get wet, you might as well jump in. Hairy cocks, real gay sex, and more are in store.
This spring, we’re predicting especially heavy precipitation in your pants thanks to A-listers like Cooper Koch and Ben Affleck – both of whom showed off their hung cocks in shower scenes. Plus watch out for the unsimulated gay handjob in Center Of My World, Tom Mercier’s wet donkey dick, the best scenes in the teens gone wild shows Euphoria and Elite, and more. This April is about showers, not growers.
[See all ten full (uncensored) shower scenes here]
10) Henry Eikenberry in Euphoria
9) Jack Armstrong in Patterns
8) Pierre Perrier, Johan Libéreau in Cold Showers
7) Jannik Schümann, Louis Hofmann in Center Of My World
6) Ofek Nicki-Cohen, Asaf Jonas, Roy Reshef, Omer Perelman Striks in The Swimmer
5) Arón Piper, Omar Ayuso, Manu Ríos in Elite
4) Tom Mercier in Synonyms
3) Ben Affleck in Gone Girl
2) Gaspard Ulliel, Guillaume Gouix in To The Ends Of The World
1) Cooper Koch in Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story
Jack Armstrong … so hot.