Barack’s remarkable nation-wide influence has trickled down into the slimy gutters of downtown Los Angeles, where Susan Block is throwing her 10th Annual Eros Day Celebration in President Obama’s honor. With his trim physique, his appealing aura of easy confidence and his big black cock, it was only a matter of time before Barack Obama began inspiring sex parties.
Visit Susan’s website to apply to the orgy. (Or, since there will be breasts and vaginas all over the place, don’t.)
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
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Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.