We figured the Pinkett-Smiths’ open secret of a sham marriage would endure for a good decade or so more, but if we’re reading (and guessing) correctly from this blind item of yesterday, big Willie Smith might finally be planning to be the first major action star/superhero to come out of the closet. We’re not sure we would call him a “former heartthrob” but the rest of the description fits — with his “playing gay” in Six Degrees of Separation, his first major film role.
Then today, we’ve got this which sure sounds like poor, drugged up Katie Holmes is coming to after a four-year stupor and doing something for herself:
This celebrity couple’s pre-nuptial agreement required the wife to stay in the relationship for a certain amount of time. However, the Stepford Wife’s law firm has decided that it may be difficult to impossible for the husband to enforce this. It seems that the wife knows much more than she should about the husband’s long-time and very personal relationship with another high-profile man. She is using that knowledge to get her sentence reduced and to to gain custody over the couple’s kid/s.
Dlisted, naturally, leaps to the conclusion that she’s got pictures of “of Will Smith fingering Tommy Girl’s Scientolohole with her” and is using them for leverage.
All we know is: We love unsubstantiated rumors, and we want those pictures. Also, we can imagine an entire movie plot coming out of this, which will get produced sometime following Tom’s death when his estate finally allows Katie’s story to be published. Our money’s on Tom & Will for Best Picture of 2049.
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UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
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