Armie Hammer Once Tried Hooking Up With a Man in a Bathroom

Call Me by Your Name actor Armie Hammer made shocking headlines after women made sexual assault and physical abuse allegations against him in 2021. Fast forward to May 2023, the Los Angeles County district attorney’s office didn’t charge him due to a lack of evidence.

Hammer is back in the news but for a very different reason. On The Armie HammerTime Podcast, he opened up about a sexual encounter he had with a man. And, no, I’m not talking about the ones he had with Timothée Chalamet in the 2017 Oscar-winning film.

“I tried hooking up with a dude one time,” Hammer said. “It was hilarious … Because I was like, you know what? Like, women are the worst. Gay dudes seem to have it so easy. Like, so easy.”

He continued: “I’m at a restaurant, my phone blows up, and it’s…Grindr, and someone else is like, ‘I’m at the same restaurant. Do you want a blowjob in the bathroom?’ And you’re like, ‘Hey, guys. I’ll be back in five minutes.’ Okay, this could work. This could work.”

That’s when things got a little steamy, although not as crazy as you’d expect from him.

“I remember I started making out with him, and I just remember being like, ‘God! Beards! Oh, I get why women like it when you shave!’ Like, this thing is fucking rough. Like, how do I get in there?”

Hammer put his arms around the mystery man and thought, “Oh my God! And these shoulders are so wide! He’s so big! He’s almost my height. Like, this is so strange.”

He admitted, “It did physically for me absolutely nothing. Nothing, like, not even a twitch. He reached for my dick and I responded, ‘You’re not going to touch my flaccid penis. Like, this is not going to happen. I’m sorry.'”

That’s when he stopped the encounter, even though the other man attempted to take things further.