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“Sean & Arnie: Bareback” Just Say No

The debate whether Arnie belongs on Sean Cody in the first place can be dispensed with for now as today, no one comes off looking worse than the crew.

By comparison, today makes the pairing of Daniel and Nixon seem like good casting. Putting Arnie and 6″ to top Sean and his 9.5″ is not only physically embarrassing, the mechanical limitations just make it worse.

So does that fact both of these grown men are shaved bare. And even if you can get over all of that, the Sean Cody team seems to go out of their way to denigrate everything else that might have worked even grading on a very steep curve.

arnie sean sean cody barebackA relaxed Arnie is the proverbial “big teddy bear” during the interview. But once Sean appears, there’s an inherent, ominous awkwardness that we never quite shake. Cut to an opening smooch in the Georgia O’Keefe Room at the Davenport Days Inn. Sean, trying to make it work, proceeds to deliver an overly enthusiastic hummer to get things fluffed up. Sorry, Charlie, even if your middle name was “Hoover”, that’s as fluffed as it gets.

 
arnie sean sean cody barebackArnie gives Sean a drive-by ass lick and onto doggie. Arnie is tan. Sean is a whiter shade of pale — and the lighting does him no favors. Arnie is soon covered in a sheen of sweat because he trying to make up with speed what he lacks with raw equipment. And despite how many dicks Sean has had by this point, he’s so not enjoying this any more than we are.

 
arnie sean sean cody barebackSean’s big dick is almost always rock hard when he’s getting fucked. Today, he’s only getting “thumbed” and when they move onto missionary, neither of Sean’s heads are having any better of a time. It looks more like a chore than pleasure, but Sean does chub up and jacks out a load.

 
arnie sean sean cody barebackEventually, Arnie pumps a pretty sizeable load onto Sean. Between the white walls, white sheets, and a white Sean, it’s not exactly captured well. When Sean stands up and we see his chest laced with Arnie’s jizz and the collateral damage on the bed, we get a sense of the volume of cum and how much we missed. “I bet you have a lot of kids out there, dude,” says Mr. Camera Man. Is hearing that in real-time as off-putting as reading it? At least twice as much. But whoomp, there it is.

 
arnie sean sean cody barebackAfter a residual ATM, round two begins with Sean riding. The camera keeps roving to try and find a good shot that frankly, just isn’t there. Things get better when they move to doggie so of course, in a blip it’s over and onto side scissors. Even with a pancake butt like Sean’s, it swallows Arnie’s pole to the point of invisibility. It’s as unerotic as it sounds.

To be honest, it looks more the pre-sex wrestling in a Naked Kombat video than what anyone came to Sean Cody for – much less plunked down the ducats for a membership.

 
arnie sean sean cody barebackSean is already jacking in what appears to be an attempt to move things along as opposed to any good feelings down below. His thought bubble screams “get this over with” so loud it’s deafening. Then, holy smokes, Sean jets out a high-flying load that smacks him in the face. But instead of a close-up of the best moment in the scene, we get a cutaway to Sean’s face and just the aftermath. Was that a filming snafu or incredibly bad editing judgment? Yes. To both.

Then it’s Arnie turn for a high-flying load of his own. But by the time the camera gets there, he’s dribbling. He loads Sean’s hole home then Sean gives a scene ending ATM before one last kiss. Then Mr. Camera Man chimes in again to let us know Arnie’s last blast hit him and inadvertently advertising how much of that explosion he missed.

 
arnie sean sean cody barebackThen he tells Sean, “he’s definitely pregnant and going to have Arnie’s babies.” The happy couple fist bumps and Mr. Camera opines with, “no homo, but that was good sex.” To which I opine, worry about the filming, Mr. Camera Man, not the color commentary because right now, you suck at both. Hopefully, we’ll have better luck Saturday. Watch this blog.

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