But for all those of you among the cut out there who desperately wish to experience the alleged extra pleasure that comes with being uncut, be our guests and order yourself one of these creepy little galoshes for your peen.
We feel plenty sensitive ourselves and don’t think that whipping out our cocks with one of these things on is going to win us any new fans in the locker room.
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Artificial foreskin lets you keep your sensitivity AND the covenant of Abraham! (BoingBoing)
Ew. gross.