Lest you’ve forgotten, ex-girlfriend Brittany Murphy once slammed
Kutcher’s girth (or lack thereof) on the David Letterman show. When
asked about her former flame’s blossoming romance with Hollywood cougar
Demi Moore, she mused “I suppose the crux of their relationship
basically means to him that age doesn’t matter and to her that size
doesn’t matter,” before quickly acting like she was kidding. The
courteous journalists we are, we’ll allow you to decide for yourselves
after the jump. After secretly swanning over Ashton since his early
days of male modeling,
through his contracts with Zoo York and Pepe Jeans, we’re happy to
think of him as simply a pretty face. However, if we’re looking for a
superhuman bulge, it’s nice to know we can rely on the slight-of-hand
of the editorial world-or Barrett Long-to provide it for us.
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UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i'm-gay thing. And to celebrate, he's posing nude.