Ass So Fat It Cracks Your Windshield

Let’s get straight to it! It’s time for another round of Meme Mondays where we list off some of our favorite hilariously horny TikTok from the past week. This collection of LOL-worthy vids includes a slutty doctor’s visit, what people think about when you list zucchini as your favorite vegetable, and a booty that is about to cause some serious damage to your car. Take a look below at our latest collection of vids and be sure to let us know your favorite of the week down in the comments!

An important PSA for why we love uncut men:

@councilqueer #gnawing #councilqueer #fyp #foryoupage #circumcised #circumcise #queer #lgbtqiaplus #gay #gayuk ♬ original sound – Billeeeeeh

“Do you know what that could be, Frank Sinatra?”:

@childishflanbino Frank Sinatra is good at crosswords #fyp #franksinatra #jackiekennedy #foryou ♬ original sound – Danny

Unfortunately, real doctor’s visits aren’t like the ones in ‘Dirty Doctor’:

@chromm51full moon was out♬ azealia banks x cocteau twins mashup – robert lilly

Straight DL daddies getting hit with the hard questions:

@gaydrian2000 #gay ♬ original sound – girlboss videos

There’s a lot happening in this guy’s shorts:

@_iamcharvez #stitch with @ayo__tae ♬ original sound – _iamcharvez

He’s the throat GOAT:

@moniquetchuisseHave you ever seen someone eat a popsicle like this????♬ Hotel – Lawsy

For anyone that’s ever hooked up in a shopping mall:

@alexwolfof Bad on a true story… #TrueStory #MallsOfAmerica #AmericanDreamMall #Malls #Bathroom ♬ original sound – bantsbrits

The blue balls are real:

@northugly1 Jk I would never do you like that , linx via IG #brocode #contentcreator #accountant #tattoo #gay #bi #facetattoo ♬ original sound – M.M.

When your bubble butt is just too strong for its own good:

@notmrstruggle #greenscreen #greenscreenvideo ♬ Car Wash (From “Car Wash”) – Movie Sounds Unlimited

To close out this post, here’s some vegetable play:

@high5ifyourestillaliveIt tastes fine but favorite? No way! Better vegetables exist♬ original sound – Max