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10. Marc Jacobs Debuts His New “Relationship” In Los Angeles
We’ve long enjoyed watching the many-headed hydra that is Marc Jacobs’ terrifying personal life morph and decay with each successive season. After a dramatic breakup with Mariah Carey-crazed Jason Preston, Marc couldn’t wait to let the world know he was still offering contestants a shot at love when he strolled the red carpet of Perez Hilton’s birthday party arm in arm with his latest boyfriend ex-boyfriend escort, the ambiguously named “Austin A.” Unfortunately, the above bliss was short-lived and we now await his next batshit move.
9. We Asked For An Obama/Clinton Dream Ticket And All We Got Was This Lousy Twink
(The New Republic)
8. Elite Male Studios Introduces New (Used) Set Of Gay Porn Triplets
Elite Male Studios announced earlier this week their acquisition of a trio of brothers called the Visconti Triplets (Jimmy, Joey, and Jason). Under a two-year exclusive contract, the three brothers have already filmed their first starring title together, whereas their former studio, Bel Ami, only ever managed to simultaneously feature two of them. Could it be, as one commenter on Gay Porn Times points out, because only two are twins and the third is another brother? Regardless, the likelihood of getting three pups from the same litter to all agree to do gay porn tends to be slim to none, so we’ll take whichever incestuous fantasy they feel like selling. (Gay Porn Times)
7. Damien Crosse Does a Geof Teague Promo Shoot For Raging Stallion
New Raging Stallion recruit Damien Crosse unveiled a series of promotional photos for the studio on his blog over the past week. The photos, awash with purples and pinks and featuring Damien jumping and posing in athletic gear brings a sporty edge to the typically rugged stable of stars. David Beckham, eat your heart out! (damiencrosse.blogspot.com)
6. Disturbing New Photoshop Trend Continues To Render Shirtless Men Nipple-less Across America
We were creeped out enough upon browsing through some of our favorite skin mags when we came across Marco Paris’ plasticine torso last week, but today’s report that censors have removed all nipples from the pectorals of the Wrestle-Mania contenders on billboards is a downright outrage. Now, not only will little boys everywhere grow up to believe that people can be smashed in the heads with fake chairs and bounce right back like nothing happened, but they’ll also start waiting for their nipples to fall off when they pass the 200 lb. mark. For shame! (Gawker)
5. The Inevitable Black Hole Of François Sagat Online Photographs Collapses In On Itself In Apocalyptic Clusterfuck, Then Spawns A Hyperspace Super-Avatar Of… François Sagat
Because art couldn’t get more existential than if it were painted on LSD paper and swallowed with a protein shake while web-chatting with ourselves looking into the mirror at ourselves looking at ourselves and then IMing God and LOL-ing about it. (fsagat.blogspot.com)
4. “Happy Fucking Easter, Bitches! Now Suck Our Dicks In Public.”
Yours,
Wolf Hudson & Jake Deckard
(via Myspace)
3. Finally, A Coffee Table Book About What Really Matters: Huge, Rock-Hard Boners
Taschen Books, publisher of hardcover collectible books with subjects ranging from Van Gogh to avant-garde fashion, has released The Big Penis Book as a follow-up to its successful Big Book Of Breasts. “Big shoulders, big lapels, and big hair may come and go,” their website reasons, “but the big penis never goes out of fashion.” Amen! (Taschen)
2. Angry Homos Line Up To Give Jay Leno Their “Gayest Looks”
Actor Ryan Phillippe went on the Tonight Show this week to promote his new movie, directed by Boys Don’t Cry‘s Kimberly Pierce, Stop-Loss. Focusing on Phillippe’s early career playing a gay teenager on One Life To Live, host Jay Leno proceeded to mock him and chide him into giving the camera his “gayest look” like the bigmouthed, big-chinned schoolyard bullies we remember from our youth. Playwright Jeff Whitty penned a strongly-worded letter to Leno about his constant homophobia on the show, followed by his “gayest look”, the middle finger… And a revolution was born! (MyGayestLook.com)
1. “WHAT? ME GAY?”
After a long week of publicist-directed campaigning for his “heterosexuality,” JC Chasez prances through rainbow showers and hesitantly declares victory.
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