The Grand Opening party
will feature virtual escorts from two different agencies and go-go dancers, a
70s dance party and access to both the Badpuppy Bathhouse and the
FullMoon Dungeon. Should you want a break from the virtual orgies, the
Badpuppy Cinema will be featuring actual hardcore videos, but who needs
porn when you can get plowed by an hustler, right? Right. Second Life
may be one of the only places left on virtual Earth where American
currency actually feels virtually strong (L$250 to $1 US), so you might
as well splurge and see if you can find a virtual Jeremy Hall.
The folks at Badpuppy also expect to draw stars and CEOs from the adult
industry, making the site a destination for networking. “Imagine
meeting new business associates, having meetings, attending parties and
events, without ever leaving the comfort of your home or office desk,”
said their release. While it might be indeed hard to leave the
oxymoronic comfort of our office desk, if there’s a virtual eight-ball
in our future, we’re virtually there.