Ball Color, Terrible Masturbation Advice, & Other Hilariously Horny TikToks

It’s the start of a new week and that means we’re here to crank out yet another round of TikToks for another Meme Mondays post! This week’s collection of must-watch vids includes everything from Drag Race sex positions to Austin Wolf, Lewis & Clark, and the benefits of selling your dirty underwear. Take a look below and let us know your favorite vid of the week down in the comments!

The perks of selling your dirty underwear:

@narrativecarter the industrial revolution and its consequences have led to me making money off my underwehr #fyp #tattoos #traditionaltattoo #accountantsoftiktok ♬ Music Sounds Better With You – Stardust

‘First word that pops into my head!’:

@marcsebastianf honestly it’s my favorite word so #gay #lgbt #lgbtq #oops ♬ original sound – Marc Sebastian

‘Drag Race’ stars Angeria & Kerri Colby reveal their favorite positions:

@frankiecena The classics #dragrace #kerricolby #angeriaparisvanmicheals #favoriteposition #goodview #forthegays #queertok #fypage ♬ XXX – Kim Petras

There are two types of nudes out there:

@cl0setedandrew1 No effort just two moves, more on twltter #twitter #bi #curious #accountant #gay #bottom #top #lgbtq ♬ vibe for this year – joseph fagundes

Umm…

@walnutsoap That’s amore! #fyp ♬ Mii Music but It Makes You Uncomfortable – lukeitslukas

The boys of Discretion Advised giving you some truly unwanted masturbation tips:

@discadpod And here’s the most disgusting thing that Marc has ever said on the pod! Enjoy! #DiscAdPod #gay #gaytok ♬ original sound – Discretion Advised

Okay, but do you have any video of this? We would like to see it:

@curiousjaken That was a fun night 👀😈 More fun on my twltter! #jock #closeted #curious #abs #biceps #bi #baseball #college ♬ original sound – Charlie Mosey

We need someone to make a historical porn parody out of this:

@realnuktuk you cannot tell me they weren’t gay 💀 #lewisandclark #sacagawea #apush #fyp #cupcakke ♬ Original sound – 👁👄👁

Sending a huge thanks to this man:

@jonny_tiktok16 My favorite part about being a doctor is that I’m a software engineer. #greenscreen #gayhumor #rolemodel #inspiration #workhardplayhard ♬ original sound – 🥷🏿

Shoutout to all the tall bottoms out there:

@jacketlunch Reply to @dontstrokeme ♬ original sound – Jacket

Please comment below if you know the answer to this, because we’re also legit curious:

@keeganmagee #serouisly ♬ First Class – Jack Harlow

 

9 thoughts on “Ball Color, Terrible Masturbation Advice, & Other Hilariously Horny TikToks”

  1. BRADFORD P BARNETT

    asians puerto ricans and many white dudes have awesome dark coloration of their shaft and balls

  2. Husband and I were out with some of his gal classmates when he was taking classes. One talked about how her husband was Puerto Rican and Chinese. I commented those must be some black balls and she spit her drink across the table

  3. A little bit of East Indian, Asian, or African (non-caucasian genes) can result in a darker scrotum. That guy probably has a bit of one of those in his genetic history.

    1. No. Just no. Check out your own ball sack and you’re likely to find it’s darker than the rest of your skin, unless you’ve been tanning.

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