There’s no footage of the interview out there yet, but Howard Stern posted the highlights on his website. At one point, Barrett whipped out his 11-inch kilbasa for an auto-fellatio demonstration (pictured). But he said that having a schlong the size of a small child isn’t all it’s cocked up to be:
I’ve never been deep-throated before. It sucks.
Barrett describes himself as straight: He explains that he got into porn because he’d make more money selling his body in an hour than he did in a whole week at his previous job.
I was working at a debt consolidation company for 50 hours a week … I wanted to blow my brains out … I knew I was meant for greater things.
For his escorting gigs, Barrett says he charges $400 for the first hour and $200 for each additional hour, with a 2-hour minimum. He says that his long client list includes a member of the Dallas Cowboys, a claim that is sending sports fan websites into a tizzy. When Howard asks how Barrett manages to perform sexually with other men, Barrett shares his secret formula: pot. Lots and lots of pot.
I only smoke weed on days that end in Y … It’s about me. It’s about getting my big dick serviced and opening up asses with it.
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It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.