Unfortunately, the flashing lights from the Amber Alert for his missing hardon don’t stop Barron from looking like he’s having a root canal.
Blake & Brysen’s three-round, six load Saturday special was something to behold. It was so hot, I was afraid Sean Cody would try and coast on those fumes and get back to regular disorder.
When the promo pack for “Barron & Kaleb: Bareback” arrived, my fears were confirmed and then reaffirmed when SC started pushing the Saturday return of Dillion before this ever aired.
On a positive note, Kaleb has a new haircut and it looks great on him. The only other positive about today is that’s it’s only about 25 minutes longer than it should be as opposed to the usual 40+.
Kaleb is a cutie with a hot, ripped body and an amazing ass. He also has a big, thick honker of a dick. It’s the kind of heavy hanger that looks chubbed up when it’s not and has enough mass to get inside a hole. But as we have seen not once, but twice before, his large appendage is relegated to largely decorative since it can never sustain critical mass enough to use it properly.
Barron. Personally, Baby Huey does nothing for me. But it’s not about my orgasm, it’s about yours. And to that, I say, if the likes of Brysen and Daniel couldn’t make Barron palatable, Mr. Softie is doomed from the start. Whoever gave a green light to this pairing should be shot for gay porn treason.
Kaleb’s dick does go into Barron. But actual, visible penetration is limited to a scant few seconds edited in where he’s actually hard. Most of the time, he’s moving at warp speed to give the illusion he’s fucking with a hodgepodge of cutaway shots as supporting propaganda. Sean Cody, hear this: fake it till you make it does not apply to our orgasms.
Then there’s the matter of Barron. Put a dick anywhere near his ass and he looks he’s being sodomized by curling iron. No matter what you think of him physically, that’s a fatal kind boner kill no scene can recover from. Especially one that was doomed from the start.
Since Kaleb can’t get hard enough to really fuck, Barron’s mouth is used as a remedy to draw a load out of him. In the first round, it works and Kaleb aims his dick at Barron’s hole to creampie that ass. Then the lethal combination of a single camera at the wrong angle and hands in the wrong places blow the shot of Kaleb blowing his load. Doesn’t that just figure at this point?
Round one ends with an ATM and round two begins with a hummer. There’s a lot of oral thrown into round two because even the crew has realized at this point, that’s the only way to get Kaleb to have a viable erection. This is followed by a cobbled together tumbling run of missionary, an ATM, riding, and doggie.
That tumbling run concludes with Baby Huey spewing his baby batter from a now hard cock that arrived only do the magic of editing. Then, yep, hummer time again. Kaleb straddles Barron’s face and eventually fires off a load that is not only out of focus, to add insult to injury, it’s shot from the vantage point of the back of Barron’s head so we never see it cum in for a landing.
But all is not lost. Dillan, as you may recall, first heard of ‘Sean and Cody’ when he was some web surfing. And he makes his action debut this weekend. Watch this blog. And if you want something fap worthy in the meantime, I suggest giving “Blake & Brysen” another look.
[Watch “Barron & Kaleb: Bareback” at Sean Cody]
Since Dillan is losing his camera cheery Saturday and clearly, Sean Cody needs a lot of help when it comes to pairing up models, who would you like to see have the honors with Dillan?
I like Barron. He kinda looks like a poor man’s Chris Blades.