As you can see from the photo shot over the weekend, Bat Boy chose to come out in support of the Prop 8 cause outside New York City Hall despite his ability to fly across the continent of his own volition. He was not spotted, for instance, at the parallel rallies and cross-city marches in San Francisco or Los Angeles.
Queerty, for their earnest part, takes issue with Bat Boy drawing comparisons between same-sex and inter-species unions, but they point out that the blood/paint message on his chest shows that his heart’s in the right, non-homophobic place.
In related news, eHarmony is refusing to accomodate inter-species matches.
Bat Boy Hates Prop 8 (Weekly World News)
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.