The one Elton showed his ass on last week. First they strolled through the streets, and now they’re all gaying it up back on the boat. Or, maybe they were all on the boat first but I’m just seeing the pictures now for the first time? It’s all a blur. Dolph Lambert is right next to Elton John in both photos (click to enlarge), and he looks bored. Actually, they all look bored. The bored and the beautiful. Getting paid (or at the very least having expensive things bought for you) to sit around and look pretty isn’t the same thing as getting paid to sit around and pretend to look like you’re having a good time. So, just sit there and sulk. It’ll be over soon.