this weekend… and how much it’ll cost you beyond the champagne and chocolates.
$150
Jake Deckard
Sometimes affection is better than an erection-or so we hear. Honestly, we’d probably pay the pant-worthy Jake Deckard $150 dollars an hour just to look into his eyes. With his directing and producing gig at Raging Stallion, as well as a, uh, body of work that’s landed him a Performer of the Year nomination, it’s amazing the guy can spare the time. The uber-professional bodyworker isn’t escorting, exactly, but the nominee for Best Fetish Escort will work out your kinks. Well, at least as far as your muscles are concerned.
$250
Diesel Washington
We swoon every time we see love machine (and Rentboy nominee for Best Fetish Escort) Diesel Washington-he’s got a smile that money can’t buy. Of course, you can pay him to have you grinning from ear to ear, though you might be grimacing when you try to walk afterwards. Proctology exam may be required prior to entrance.
$300
Josh Weston
He may have earned the rancor of the mainstream adult industry by switching from muscle top to bareback bottom, but our loss could be your gain. The alabaster beauty offers services at $300 a night-but don’t think you’re going to ride this stallion bare. In escorting, at least, he always plays safe.
$350
Arpad Miklos
At $350, last year’s Rentboy winner for Best Top is yours for an hour… and at less than the cost of a Goyard tote! Of course, it’s rough taking Collin O’Neal’s sloppy seconds but really, in the gay world, is there any such thing? Sure, he’s a little pricey but we have no doubt that you could bottle the sweat and sell it at LVMH. The man is a god!
$1000
Brodie Sinclair
Forget gay-for-pay, with Brodie (aka, Derek Brodie) you pay-for-straight. But, oh! what you get in return! The Randy Blue dreamboat-turned-studio star may have had a few public spats with recent employers, but the “mainstream model” promises an “enjoyable time” but for “very upscale clients only.” Someone call Zagat!
$1500
Jeremy Hall
The top of our list-and we mean that literally, even though we’re at the bottom-is Jeremy Hall. The young jockish twunk and Longboard star who says in his Rentboy profile that his clients shouldn’t be looking for “just sex,” but rather he’d prefer “long-term healthy relationships with cool people.” At a $1500 overnight rate, of course. There’s always the option of a using a multiple hour rate of $300, but can you really get to know someone deeply for less than a grand?
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$150 for Jake Deckard?? Cheap!
are these prices serious??????????
Come off it…