In yet another sign that the U.S. economy is improving, gay porn stars and extremely good bros Simon Dexter and Benjamin Godfre are hiring a personal assistant. To assist them with what, exactly, is unclear.
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Clearly, Simon and Benjamin are super busy after moving in together last month. After all, uploading photos to Instagram all day long is a full time job.
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Benjamin must be pretty old by now. Didn’t he make any money with all the underwear modeling? And that Simon guy….he spent a couple years cruising every gay bar in New York looking for an ever bigger cock and he won’t let go of his fascination with calling himself straight. Once someone using his pix on Dudesnude contacted my boyfriend. So we told the guy to go on cam to prove it was Simon Dexter. Sure enough, it was him. He called himself just ‘sexual’ and wanted to meet. Obviously we took a pass.
Wah wah, I’m a bitter overweight old queen who says mean things about attractive people to make myself feel better about my saggy breasts wah wah.
I don’t know what pipe they’ve been smoking out of but they need a psychologist and not a personal assistant. I agree with previous comments these two are obviously playing it up for the public for some sort of deal. The video says it all.
Are they trying to sell a Reality TV show?
I thought the exact same thing. They want a sort of gay ‘Zoila’ character. Working titles: Les Douchebags; How to be a hipster without really trying; ….
okay,i’m really confused
they r adorable, i love the one w/the beard “Dex,” loved his early scenes for SC.
I like Benjamin, seems like a cool stoner guy. But I wish he’d never hooked up with Simon Dexter (real name Czaplnski or something like that). I spent some time with Simon and he was the most boring, self absorbed, narcissistic guy I’d ever met. The feeling I got from just being around him was that he was constantly on-edge, constantly had a wall up, never relaxed, and I just never felt that he was a very happy person. He will never embrace what he did with Sean Cody, which in itself is very sad.
he ‘s on his toes cause he’s he’s an illegal alien…
I’m sorry but those matching beards & matching Republican comb-overs on two “hetero bros” are killing me. Use goggles, a max and lab coat, Paige! Insist on ‘no teeth’ when they’re sucking your cock…er…eating your beaver, I mean.
BTW, paging Cliff Jensen, you have two serious customers in that vid. And they have cash I’m sure! So suck on that Jake Lyons.
hmm…nope! Seems to me they are looking for a groupie to use, lol.
He’ll probably end up dead like the tattoo parlor guy Simon’s friend Jason Andrews murdered.
Benjamin is beautiful, even with what looks like jowls, forming. Nothing to say about Simon (is there anything that needs to be said about him really?)
Come on guys, Benjamin is straight. Hee hee. Packed up and moved in with Simon. And Benjamin has gone downhill VERY fast. Smoking dope constantly does that to a person. And his body now looks like a grafitti wall.
Come on Simon is trying to keep his name relevant and it is not helping by posting things out him…his limelight faded long ago once he stopped taking dick up the ass and fucking ass on camera….sure he works hard as an escort (at discounted prices) but alas it is OVER…no modeling agency worth their salt will hire him and well he is over exposed to be a kept boy…oh well I hope you saved your money Simon because “the dream is over”
I guess they’re tired of wrestling for “who’s gonna top tonight” and need a bottom bitch.