It’s a risky move to ask your fans to buy you shit. Just ask Simon Dexter, whose fans revolted when he asked them for money. But it’s an even riskier move to lay out the inner workings of your psyche through a slightly disturbing wish list. We already knew Berke Banks liked to work out, trim his chest hair and fuck thick hotties with armpit stains (link NSFW).
But what we didn’t know was that he wears Lucky jeans and prefers his protein powder in Cookies ‘N Cream flavor. Care of his latest blog post — It’s my B-Day Sept 2nd! Check out my wishlist! ;) — we bring you a few of his favorite things:
A Rooma Vacuuming Robot ($265)
A Beer Coaster Coffee Table ($199)
A Char-Broil 4 Burner Stainless Steel Gas Grill ($269)
Robert Wayne Slip-On Shoes ($119)
Lucky Brand Spaulding Ridge Relaxed Fit Jean ($109)
CytoSport CytoGainer Lean Muscle Maximizer Protein Drink Mix, Cookies ‘n Creme, 96-Ounce Jar ($49.50)
Burn Notice: Season 2 ($22.49)
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It’s my B-Day Sept 2nd! Check out my wishlist! ;) (Berke Banks)
I’ll buy him a paper bag.
Dude seriously ? He’s like an orgasm in a bottle. His face alone would make anyone blow a nut.
he has down syndrome face
This boy does not deserve Paul Wagner’s fine ass. A ROOMBA??
HA!
We’ll see if he approves my comment.