Tonight’s the big finale of Season 7 of Rupaul’s Drag Race, and though we probably won’t be recapping any of it here barring some extraordinary onstage meltdowns (it’ll be covered plenty on the gay webs as it is), I am taking a second out to bring you some of the sharp-tongued cuntiness of reigning queen Bianca Del Rio.
She opens with a joke about how long it took them to get ready backstage, saying they were delayed because they were “waiting for talent… kind of like Season 7.”
She also makes a joke about seeing Latrice Royale backstage saying, “Bitch I’m ready to turn the party,” and then finding out later that it was just her asshole talking. “A year in prison, of course it’s gonna talk back!”
Also, she nails Sharon Needles look: “She looks like Norman Bates’ mother went to Scotland!”
The big finale airs on Logo tonight at 9 p.m. Eastern and Pacific time, and by the time it airs in California everyone of you East Coast bitches will have ruined it all for us on Facebook.