Big Metal Dildo a National Security Threat

The crew was returning from a hardcore shoot where they had wielded the frightening metal dildo (pictured right) as a “tenth cast member.”

AMG Brasil president Dennis Bell describes the incident:

We were almost through security when one of our bags got pulled from the conveyor belt … I knew exactly what was up. The TSA agent … pulled that foot-long shiny dildo out of the bag and she was clearly confused. Our Production Manager … explained that it was a dildo, and [the TSA agent] was all, ‘I’ve never seen one like this before.’

Since the sex toy is advertised as being made from “aircraft quality spun aluminimum,” perhaps the TSA agents were worried that the dildo would make the plane feel inadequate in its manhood. Whatever the reason, the porn crew was forced to leave the dildo behind. Aren’t those things for lesbians, anyway?

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